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Okay, but I'm guessing Odin would be a kewl Aikido. That means we can't involve him in the story until the party is strong enough to have an Aikido like that. See what I'm on about? Anyway, this bloody cave...
Erin:Wow, it sure is a dark cave!
Dax:Come on Erin, we don't have the time!
Erin:But....I think we should explore....
Barry:Might be some nice booty in here, mebbe we should check it out!
Kathy:Indeed, it is a mysterious cave.
Trey:C'mon Dax, let's check it out!
Dax:.....oh very well!
Erin:Yay! Thanks Dax!
After exploring the cave with various traps and battles you come to a room with three treasure chests.
Dax:At last, some real treasure!
Barry:Let's just take 'em all and get out of here!
Then, a booming voice is heard
Voice:TAKE ONLY THE RIGHT CHEST, ELSE YOU WILL ALL DIE A SLOW AND PAINFUL DEATH!!!
Dax:Whoa, what was that?!
Then, Barry's eyes emit a very faint light, but only for a second. No-one notices.
Barry:The middle one.
Dax:Barry?
Barry:Take the middle chest!
Dax walks up to the middle chest and opens it. It is empty.
Voice:Fools, you didn't even attempt to discover the correct chest!
A dark figure appears.
Chimera:Die for trying to steal my tresure
~~FF Supreme Boss Theme (something kewl)~~
Chimera-weak against different element depending on which head is in action (A lion, a goat, a dragon and a snake on his backside)
Party-Dax and two other members
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Voice: don't attack the snake! it will counterattack with bio3!!
Dax: who are you???
Voice: mind that!! Attack the goathead with fire, the dragonhead with ice and the lionhead..... try just normal attacks against tha
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~~After Battle~~
Dax turns around to face the figure in the darkness
Dax: Who the hell are you?
A bright light is emitted from the figure, illuminating it, showing the figure to be the Angel of Aikidos
Erin: You again? Are you going to tell us more about what's going on here?
Barry: Sod that, can you tell us which one's got the treasure in?
Trey: Old man, just give up on the treasure, we've got more important things to do...
Barry: OLD MAN?! HOW DARE YOU!
Kathy: Hey, calm down Barry, we've got better things to concentrate on...
Barry: Hmph... "old man"...
Angel: As I'm sure you now know, the Gods have returned to this planet, for better or worse... the evil you have been fighting is far worse than you could have thought, you are fighting against Bill Gates...
Kathy: Bill... Gates... *faints*
Dax: I... It can't be! Anything but him! Dear God no!
Trey: But what is your part in all this Aikido Angel?
Angel: I want to protect my world, and the only way to do that is to help you. Unfortunately, you don't have the power to harness me yet, so I can only give you little bits of information... but I.. We need you to save us all...
Dax: We'll do our best, we WILL destroy Bill Gates! *cheers from the Linux users all over the world*
~~In a galaxy far, far away~~
Final Freak is still walking over the desert
FF: How big is this bloody desert? I've been walking for hours now!
He looks up and sees 3 vultures circling over his head
FF: Great, just great... this is all I need!
Final Freak's attention is caught by a dust cloud on the horizon, which speeds towards him
FF: WTF is that! I... It's Gilgamesh!
Gilgamesh: I have found you now Odin. I want a new sword now!
FF: WTF?! I'm not Odin! I'm just a 14-year-old kid who wanted to screw up a perfectly good story! Why is this happening to me?
Gilgamesh: Don't try to fool me Odin, I know it's you!
Gilgamesh draws Excalipur and swings it at Final Freak, hitting him in the side
FF: Hey, that didn't hurt!
Gilgamesh: Damn stupid mother-:bou::bou::bou::bou::bou:ing piece of sh!t sword! Dammit...
Gilgamesh draws Zantetzuken
FF: Bugger that one's real ain't it?
GIlgamesh: Yes, and now it's time to die Odin!
FF: For the last bloody time, I'm not Odin! Oh sod this...
Final Freak kicks Gilgamesh in the nads and runs away across the desert
Gilgamesh: ...I... I'll get.. you.. Odin!
Gilgamesh collases to the floor clutching his groin
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Angel:Uh...when I said Bill Gates I meant the Acclaimed
CHAOS GOD!!!
Dax:Chaos God? Didn't he get killed many millenia ago?
Angel:Yes, by me. But somehow he still has an influence over this planet. I don't know how or why, but somewhere he is effecting things!!
Trey:Damn....
Angel:That is all I can say for now....
Dax:Wait!!!
The Angel fades away.....
~~Elsewhere~~
Tovart:Grr, that interfering bitch! She will pose a problem!!
Biggs:Indeed, she even put a stop to our trap!
Tovart:Hmm....because of her my power over Barry has gone for a while!!
The portal that Tovart stands over becomes an empty pool of water.
Tovart:God damn, now I'm pissed!!
Biggs:Shall I go destroy them sir?
Tovart:Hmm...not yet. Send the Colonel!
Biggs:Yes sir!!
Biggs goes over to the communication device
Biggs:Colonel Wedge, you are to rendezvous with Dax and the others, do everything to stop them finding the princess!!
We meet Wedge who wears a standard Hades Elite uniform....only with pips on his shoulder.
Wedge:Yes Biggs sir!!!
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~~@ Crystalline Cave~~
Wedge: Yes Biggs sir... who does he think he is? We used to be best friends, but since he got promoted, he's just become a right hard-ass... looking down on me as if I'm not good enough for him... I'll show him!
~~Further inside the Crystalline Cave~~
Dax: Why does she have to be so bloody mysterious all the time?
Trey: Well, this is an FF so it's probably just building up to some big plot twist... you know, the usual stuff
Dax: Yeah, I guess you're right Trey...
Kathy: Sssh, you two! I can hear some one coming!
The party slink backwards into the shadows
Wedge: Ordering me about like that... "You will do this," or "You will do that," or even "You must kiss my arse." It's so demeaning! I mean, I'm at least as good as he is, he just took all the credit for our work... all because his name is first alphabetically... some people get all the bloody luck...
Sneaking out, Dax comes up behind Wedge and wraps his arm around Wedge's neck. Barry stands in front of Wedge, lighting the cavern up with a small ball of flame
Barry: Where you sent here to try and stop us from finding the princess?
Wedge: Ye... Yes! But I don't want to be part of the Hades Empire anymore!
Dax: You want to join us instead?
Wedge: Well... not really, but I'm willing to sell information to you
Trey: What kind of information?
Barry: Sod that, how much for the information?
Wedge: Not much... just protection as far as Angel's Gate, the only sanctuary left on this planet...
Barry: Well, as long as it ain't money, I couldn't care less, so done! Now give us the information!
Wedge: How do I know you'll take me there if I tell you my info now? I'll only tell you once we get to Angel's Gate
Dax: Dammit! Can't you just trust us? We are the good guys after all...
Erin: Just leave it Dax, let's just give him what he wants and then get on with our job...
(I've left one BIG idea for a plotline hanging there... can you guess what it is yet?)
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Dax:Okay, from one cave to the next, where is the crystaline cave?
Wedge:It's north of here, in the icy lands of Neon. Very few monsters are there due to the cold.
Dax:I thought you wern't going to tell us any secrets until we reached Angel's Gate.
Wedge:Well, from there you can get to the gate. Then as I said will tell you the secrets.
Kathy:.............
Trey:Something wrong Kathy? You seem down
Kathy:Nothing, but thanks for your concern
~~Later~~
Wedge:Through that forest, then you reach the Neon wasteland. Rumors are that a city is there, but the snow makes it invisable to see.
The gang enter the forest....
Dax:What is in here?
Wedge:I can't say
Dax:What? Why?
Wedge:I don't want to make you angry
Dax:What is in here dammit!!??
Wedge:You won't like it
Dax:WHAT IS IT?!?
Voice:Kupo
Dax:..............
Wedge:I told you you wouldn't like it
Dax:bleeding b@stard moogles?!?!!? NOOOO!!
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Erin: Ahh, they're so cute!
Dax: MOTHER-:bou::bou::bou::bou::bou:ING MOOGLES!! GODDAMN SONSOFB!TCHES! I'M GONNA KILL THE ENTIRE MOTHER-:bou::bou::bou::bou::bou:ING LOT OF YA!
Dax draws his sword and approaches on the Moogles
Moogle A: Kupo?
Moogle B: Kupoppo...
Moogle A draws an Uzi 9mm from behind it's back and aims it at Dax
Dax: Holy sh!t! They're :bou::bou::bou::bou::bou:ing well loaded up to the eyeballs!
The party leap to the side as Moogle B fires a missile at them
Barry: Sh!t let's just leg it!
~~In a galaxy far, far away~~
Final Freak looks up at the large town he's about to enter
FF: Well, I'm finally here...
Final Freak enters, but finds the streets deserted... all he can hear is a slight rumbling noise
FF: WTF is that?
The rumbling noise slowly gets louder until all of a sudden, two giant Space Hoppers come bouncing around the corner
FF: Holy sh!t!
Final Freak runs down the street being chased by two giant Space Hoppers
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In the icy wastelands of Neon...
Dax:We'll never get to the Crystaline Cave in this weather
Wedge:It's like this 24/7. There's no way we'll make it.
Then a moogle comes out of the forest....on a chocobo!
Mog:Kupo, this will take you to the city Kupo.
Dax:Hey, this one can talk
Mog:Kupo, yes kupo. The other kupos hate me. Can I come with you Kupo?
Dax:No!!!!
Erin:Of course you can!
Erin huggles Mog
Dax:Pah!!
The Gang get on the chocobo and look for the city...
~~Chocobo Theme~~
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~~Beat Chocobo~~
~~Barry Gains Akido Chocobo~~
*Can summon Chocobo on the world map @ 1/8 of Barry's Max MP. Open to debate.*
Dax: A chocobo. It's......kinda cute.
Erin: It stinks.
Dax: Look at it's eyes. You can't hate it.
Erin: It reeks.
Dax: Come on. Hop on it.
Erin: It is absolutely rancid. There is NO way I'm getting on.
Dax: Either that, or I'm leaving you behind.
Erin: Time's a wastin'! *Hops on*
~~After a while of aimless wandering~~
Trey: S-s-s-s-s-so c-c-c-cold. C-can't go on. *Collapses*
Erin: U-ugh. *Down*
*Barry, Kathy and Wedge collapse*
Dax: H-huh?
Mog: Wake up! Wake up!
*Glitters on everyone*
Erin: It's warm...
Moogle: The Crystalline Cave, right?
Dax: Weren't we just there?
Wedge: It was an illusion created by Tovart.
Dax: Ah.
Moogle: Just follow me! I saw a girl go there a little while ago.
Barry: So what're we waiting for?! Let's go!
~~Finally reach Crystalline Cave.~~
Erin: It's so beautiful...
Wedge: Be on the lookout. This place is crawling with monsters.
~~Reach the depths of Crystalline Cave~~
Dax: The girl! She's cornered by the dragon...!
Erin: Charge!!!!
~~Fight Crystal Dragon~~
~~Trey gains Akido Crystal Dragon~~
Trey:.........
...........
Phoebe?! Is that you, Phoebe?!
Princess Pheobe: Uncle Trey! I thought you were gone for good.
Trey: Nah. Alive and kicking.
Dax: Wait you know her.
Trey: She stumbled upon my glade a few months back. Ever since, she came by periodically, and I taught her the way of the Dragon. Really, I doubt if the Dragon was going to hurt her. Phoebe, your father is very worried. I have to bring you back.
Phoebe: Okay! Let's go.
~~~Reach Castle Norse~~~
King Norse: Phoebe! My precious Phoebe. Oh how can I ever repay you?
Barry: *Mumbles* Cash or credit...
KN: Pardon?
Dax: We aren't in it for the money, sire. *Glares at Barry*
KN: Nevertheless, please rest. I imagine your ordeal has left you drained.
~~~Sleep~~~
~~~Trey's Dream World~~~
Trey: Where am I? I'm...alone?
*Hear a sound in the distance*
Trey: Who's there?
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**Nothing to do with story**
~in the meanwhile, in a galaxy far away~
Hey, maybe we should put a ninja in this story somewere. And again, for the ones that did not read my exscuse for :bou::bou::bou::bou::bou:ing up this story what i honestly don't wanted: I'm sorry.
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Then, a yellwo submarine flys past...
John:Hey Final Freak, why so glum?
FF:I just want to have some friends
Paul:You can get by with a little help from your friends
Ringo:Yeah, friends are the best!
George:You got to love your friends
The Beatles fly away singing the friend song
FF:But that's the whole bloody point, I have no friends.
The Beatles in unison:#He's a real nowhere man, sitting in his nowhere land, making all his nowhere plans for nobody!
Paul:I love making people feel happy!
FF:I'm not HAPPY!!! D'AGGGHHHH
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~~~Back to Trey's dream~~~
Voice: You will fail....
Trey: Who are you...?
Voice: I am the Chaos God, the lord of Nightmares. I AM INCUBUS!
Trey: You...why are you coming to my dreams...?
Incubus: It is irrelevant. I will destroy you and your pathetic friends.
Trey: NO! We will succeed.
Female voice: Leave him Incubus.
Trey: I know you...Angel?
Angel: Go now. You know your objective.
Trey: Wait!!
Angel: Goodbye *Echo, echo*
*Trey wakes up to find everyone standing around his bed*
Erin: Are you all right?
Barry: You scared the trout outta us!
Trey: The Chaos God, or Incubus, came to me in a dream. He told me we would fail.
Dax: I guess that means we're on the right track! Great!
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~~Outside Norse Castle~~
Dax:Finally we can get to the Angel Sanctuary!
Wedge:Indeed!! My dream will soon come true!
Kathy:If it wasn't for these fire armlets the king gave us we would not reach the sactuary.
Barry:Pah, I thought they were gonna be Fire nullifiers. Not some poxy wind deflector.
Erin:Be grateful Barry. Without these we could not continue.
So the gang finally heads to Angel's Sanctury...
Wedge:There it is!! Look, you can just make it out!
Erin:Finally, we're here!
They ride up to the sanctuary, but...
Wedge:It's ruined. All ruined!!
Kathy:The whole place has been burned down!
Barry:Damn them....
Dax:We must find out who did this!!
~~Other side of the Ruin~~
Biggs:Bah haa haa! Burn! Burn everything!!
Elite Troop:Sir, the enemy has been sighted over there!
Biggs:Hmm...looks as though Wedge failed...
Elite Trooper:Sir, Wedge is leading them here!
Biggs:What?! He betrayed us!! Wait... he couldn't have. He didn't know we was to burn this place....
Elite Trooper:Your orders sir?
Biggs:..........Kill him. And the others.
Elite Trooper:Yes sir
Dax and the others run up the rubble to Biggs and the Trooper....
Dax:You?!
Wedge:S-s-s-ir?!
Biggs:Pah, I thought I could trust you Wedge
Wedge:Not any more! This is revenge!!
Biggs fires a plasma ball from his wrist and knocks Wedge out cold.
Biggs:I'm sorry Wedge...
Dax:You'll pay for that!!
Then the large airship we saw at Tranquille flies overhead....
Biggs:Unfortunatly, I don't have time to deal with you
Biggs chants some latin and grabs a hold of the rope ladder.
Dax:Come back here!!!
Then the ground starts to shake, and a skeleton of a dragon appears from under the crust
Dax:what is THAT?
Trey:The Crystal Dragon....that Biggs killed it.
Kathy:That explains why we did not encounter it!
Trey ponces ontop of the dragon...
Trey:I must send this back to the afterlife. Let me do this alone...
~~FFSupreme Boss theme (something kewl)~~
Undead Dragon:Weak against Holy, Fire and Cure
Party:Trey
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**Beat undead dragon**
Biggs: %$&%^*&! how did he do that?????
Tovart: Biggs!!You screwed up again!
Biggs: I'm sorry sir....
Tovart: Maybe we should punish you by sending you into the void, by that Final Freak...
Biggs: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! Anything but that!!! I wont screw up anymore! Just don't send me to that.. that, Freak!! Kill me or something!! ANYTHING BUT THAT!!!!!
~In the meanwhile ( Yes, you know where....)
Final Freak: WHAT is so worse about me! I do have friends! (Didn't thougth that did you?)
Odin: There you are Gilgamesh!
Final Freak: Not that again!! (damm i must be braindead or something.. im making fun of myself....):freak:
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~~~Elsewhere~~~
Trey: I....killed another Dragon....
*An aura glows around Crystal Dragon*
C.Drgn: Crystal is the purest of all gems. A necromancer cannot totally corrupt me, just control me, until one such as you defeats me. I thank you for releasing me.
*NOW Trey gains Crystal Dragon Akido*
Kathy: Let's go in and see what's left.
~~As they enter~~
Mysterious Voice: Kathy? Is that you Kathy?
Kathy: What the?
Mysterious Voice: I am Carbunkle. the Akido Angel sent me to protect you.
*Kathy gains Akido Carbunkle*
Barry: Wait, hold the phone. I am the only one that has the Summoner's Ring. How come you and Trey can get Akidos too?
Trey: My tribe, or the Dragon Tribe, at least, have had a rapport with Dragons for centuries. As for Kathy, though...
Kathy: Honestly, I have no idea. Now lets go.
~~Reach the Altar of the Angel~~
Angel: I haven't much...time. Seek out....the sorcerer....who draws one's strength....out...as....a....physical, tangible object.......Only then....will you have the power to defeat Incubus.
*Poof!*
Dax: I heard of a magician who can create gems from a person's aura. Maybe that's what she's talking about.
Trey: Let's get outside. Maybe Green Dragon can fly us there.
*Outside, the call Green Dragon*
Trey: So where to?
Dax: A town called Argus.
*Fly to Argus*
Barry: Let's check in at the inn.
~Enter the Inn, and see a cinematic of a beautiful dancer performing an elaborate dance, when suddenly...~
*A wall crashes down*
Biggs: My master gave me one last chance. I SHALL NOT FAIL!
*KO's Trey, Erin, and Wedge*
Dax: Barry, Kathy, come on.
~Fight a while, neither side gaining much of an advantage.~
Dancer: Don't! Hurt! My! CUSTOMERS!
~Beat Biggs~
Dax: Where'd you learn to fight like that?
Dancer: Oh, you know. People come from around the world, so I pick up a few things. So what brings you here?
Kathy: We're here to meet the magician, Chyaz.
Dancer: OH! I know where to find him. Just let your friends rest up, then I'll lead you to him. By the way, my name's Brittney Cher
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Name: Brittney Cher
"Job": Singer/Dancer
Weapons: Dancer items (Ribbons, Fans, etc.)
Age: 21
Eye Color: Violet
Hair Color: Blond
Personality: A vibrant upbeat young woman, Brittney has the potential to be an excellent warrior, but prefers to sing and dance. As for her overall personality, think Selphie Lite (Like Selphie, but not NEARLY as annoying)
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**Biggs lying half-dead on ground**: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!! I failed again...... i must get outta here!! I don't want to the void!!
~you know where~
Final Freak: Now i just had it with this #$@#U)$$ Void crap!!
** Beats Odin up and teleports to real world**
now for some info: Cloud you said that if i just took this thing serious, the others would take my things serious too. Now i did that and still you don't take me serious!
(can't blame you all though:D) instead of that beatle crap you could have said: Nah, maybe we should't put a ninja in it. Is this because i'm a newbie or something???
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In a far away galaxy or whatever...
Cloud_of_Midgar:You're a n00b? why didn't you say so!
The Beatles return in their submarine...
John:Get him boys!
The Beatles tommy gun FF down.
FF:Why....I just wanted to make the world a better place....*dies*
CoM:Death to all who impede my revival!!
Back in the real world, or the ficticious real world....
~~Tovart's Fortress~~
Biggs:I'm sorry I failed you sire. It will not happen again!
Tovart:Nonsense. You destroyed the Sanctuary. That was the only objective I gave you.
Biggs:Thank you sire. You are most forgiving!
Tovart:The Emperor is coming soon. Make sure all the troops are ready.
Biggs:As you wish!
Biggs leaves the room
Tovart looms over the portal...
The portal shows the image of the Dax and the others.
Tovart:Excellent! With the sanctuary gone I once again have contol over Barry! Soon Dax, your soul will be mine!!
~~Back with Dax and co.~~
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What the hell are you talking about??? Oh, and i teleported myself just into safety. And i got something for you:
Death to all who hate newbies!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Beatles: Let's get CoM!!!!!!!
CoM: Nooo, i just wanted to destroy all newbies!! Don't hurt me! I'll do anything!!
anyway to get this story along:
Barry: I don't feel so good....
Dax: Should we stop over?
Barry: No, i can remove the thing that makes me sick by myself....
**Barry attackes Dax**
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*Defeat Barry*
Barry: UwaaaaAAAAAUUUGH!
*A Black Opal falls off the Summoner's Ring*
Dax: It's shining, but there's no light...
*A Black "Flash"*
Tovart_Soul: I was sent to spy on you. However, since you decapacitated my host, and discovered me...
~~Fight Tovart_Soul~~
You beat him, of course.
Barry: Uhhh.......where the hell am I? What's going on? Whhy does my *$!#%§È head hurt?
Dax: You.....don't worry about it. Now on to Chyaz's place. Lead the way, Brittney.
~~Chyaz's place~~
Chyaz: Oh my, oh my! Such strong auras! This will be interesting. For a mere price of 10000Gil, I'll draw a gem suiting your powers.
*For Trey:
A master of Dragons, your gem can only be the aquamarine
*For Barry:
Hardly a minion of darkness, but a soul of shadows nonetheless. An onyx suits you well.
*For Erin:
A maiden suited better to nature than most, you must be an emerald.
*For Kathy:
A spirit of untainted purity. Crystal all the way.
*For Brittney:
Despite your easy going exterior, you are a warrior through and through. I bestow upon you the ruby.
*For Dax:
Oh....my....god! Such POWER! You are the first I have ever seen deserving of the moonstone.
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~~Tovart's fortress~~
FMV
We see Tovart's face. It starts out as a grin, the turns to a look of horror.
Tovart:Gghhhhaaaggghhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!
Tovart picks up a chalice and throws it at the wall. It shatters
End FMV
Emperor Frahma enters
Frahma:Tovart! Have you gone quite mad?
Tovart:Sire. You are early
Frahma:Yes, thought I'd pay you a surprise visit...
Tovart swifly glides behind Frahma and puts his hands around his head
Frahma:Tovar.....UGH
Tovart pops Frahma's head out of it's socket with such ease it made Tovart laugh.
And boy does he laugh! For you see dear readers, Tovart has become the new Emperor of the Hades empire
Tovart:Heh heh heh, soon Dax, soon...
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~~~Back to Dax & Co.~~~
Dax: I got a chill...
Barry: Never mind that now. Let's go to Angel, and see what we do with these gems.
~~Fly to Angel Sanctuary~~
Dax: Angel! Hey Angel! We got the gems!
Angel: Now, once you become strong enough....
Erin: *aside* Like we haven't heard THAT before.
Angel:...you will be able to become more powerful than you ever imagined.
Dax: Well, to take on the gods, we're gonna need all the help we can get. What do we have to do?
Angel: Only those pure of heart, and clear of conscience cane harness these powers. You must clear the skeletons from your closets, or else, you will never break the barrier of your current forms.
BTW, to everyone else, PLEASE add some characters. I want this to have LOTS & LOTS of characters.
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~~That night, around a campfire~~
Erin: So what skeletons do you lot have in your closets?
Dax: I must avenge Yang's murder... and find out who killed his wife... and rescue his daughter! Damn... that's a lot! I think I'll save mine until last then...
Barry: I must find out who I truly am, for I don't think I'm completely human... *Draws back his hood, exposing his black eyes with red irises* I'm yet to see a single human with eyes like these...
Trey: I must unite my two clans as my parents once tried to do themselves
Brittney:I need to reconcile with my family... we parted in bad spirits when I left to follow my dream of being a dancer
Kathy:... I have nothing...
Erin: Nothing? Surely there must be something?
Kathy: No... nothing
Erin: I think it's about time us two had a girly chat *drags Kathy off into a clearing away from the campfire*
Kathy: Wha... what do you think you're doing?
Erin: I've seen the way you look at him! Don't even think about trying it coz' he's mine!
Kathy: I DON'T KNOW WHAT YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT!
Erin: Yeah right... I'm not stupid, I can see it in your eyes right now! You're not as pure as everyone thinks you are, are you? I know what you're thinking... trust me, I've been there. There's nothing we can do about it though, just promise me you'll wait until all of this is over before trying anything with him, or I will hunt you down and skin you alive...
Kathy: Why don't you go after him?
Erin: It... it'd never work... I'm just a little sister to him, nothing else... we can never be... it's just fated that way... Promise me, or may the Gods help me now, I'll see you never, and I mean NEVER have a chance...
Kathy: I promise...
~~Later that night~~
Dax: What did you and Kathy talk about last night?
Erin: Nothing really, just girl-stuff y'know... nothing you need to worry yourself with
Dax: "Nothing to worry yourself with"? When Kathy came out of that clearing, she was as white as a sheet and shaking like a leaf... whatever the hell you said, it scared the crap out of her! Hell, I'm not sure I even want to know what it was you did!
Erin: Trust me, you won't have to worry about it... *mutters*at least not yet...
~~The next day~~
Dax: OK, where are we going first?
Brittney: Mine should be the easiest so lets get that over and done with. We need to go to Goodwin where I was brought up.
Dax: OK, 'nuff said. Trey, you know what to do
*Trey summons Green Dragon and the party climb on, flying to Goodwin*
Brittney: Just follow me, I still know this place like the back of my hand *Brittney leads the party through the streets where people stop and stare at her, whispering to each other* Seems like I'm still recognized around here... well, here we are... could you please wait outside? *Brittney enters house alone*
Man: Wha... Brittney? Is that you?
Brittney: Yes Jez, it's me... it's been a while!
Jez: What the hell are you doing back here? Mum and Dad will freak if they see you!
Brittney: That's why I'm here... it's time I faced them after all these years...
Jez: That really ain't gonna help at all...
Man: What's going on here? We'll have no trouble here! Bri... Brittney?! How dare you come back into my house! GET THE :bou::bou::bou::bou::bou: OUT!
Brittney: Hello to you too father...
Dad: Don't take that tone of voice with me little girl, you gave up your right to even talk to us when you left all those years ago... I told you what we'd do, but you went ahead and did it anyway!
Woman: Brittney!!
Dad: Quiet woman! Just get back to the cooking!
Brittney: That's right Dad, the women can never do anything that could possibly go against your wishes! We're all so silly and useless at thinking for ourselves! Goddammit, just look at yourself! You disgust me! To think you're my father... hell, to think you're anybody's father is to give humanity yet another reason for extinction... you're a disgrace to men all ver the world!
Dad: *mutters ominously* How dare you talk to me like that, *voice quickly rises in volume* you little BITCH! *Swings a slap at Brittney, but she ducks and grabs him by the balls*
Brittney: Now you try to strike your own daughter? How dare you?! *Punches him in the face, knocking him over*
Mum: Leave your father alone! He's done nothing wrong!
Brittney: Nothing wrong? NOTHING WRONG?! You all knew what he was doing to me all those nights, yet you never did a damn thing to stop him! Now I know why... "He's done nothing wrong!" Raping little children is perfectly fine then is it? I ought to :bou::bou::bou::bou::bou:ing well kill the fat bastard now... but that wouldn't be justice... that'd be doing humanity a big favour but I'm not a murderer... I'm ust here for one thing... my teddybear... GET ME MY TEDYBEAR NOW YOU FAT BASTARD OR I'LL CUT YOUR :bou::bou::bou::bou::bou:ING BALLS OFF!
*Dad staggers to his feet and lumbers off into a backroom. He quickly returns clutching a mouldy-looking teddybear*
Dad: Here, take the :bou::bou::bou::bou::bou:ing thing and get the hell out of here! I don't want to see you here ever again!
Brittney: Jez, Mum, are you going to stay here with this pig or are you going to lead your own lives?
*a silence descends over the room*
Mum:... just leave Brittney, just leave...
*Brittney turns around on her heel and walks out of the house*
Dax: So how did it go? I heard raised voices in there, but I figured you could handle yourself...
Brittney: Thiings are just peachy now... lets get the hell out of here and have some damn fun!
~~In a galaxy, not so far, far away~~
FF: Heh, now I've beaten up both Odin and Gilgamesh, AND watched the Beatles beat the sh!t out of Cloud, things are finally going my way!
*A giant space anus lands on Final Freak, absorbing him into itself, and then farting him out into the middle of a cesspit in Moria*
FF: Bloody hell, it smells a bit in here! Where the hell am I?
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Jez: Wait!! I am going too!!
** Personality Jez**
Weapon of choice: Knife: The assasin.
Job: Black mage.
Age: 24.
Hair Colour: RedEye colour: blue/green.
personality: He is kinda like Kathy
~far away blabla
~Voice: it's me Quistis! I want revenge, cause you called me ugly!!
Final Freak: Finally my chance to kill her!! Yes!!!!
**FF draws masamune and slices truh her body*
FF: Yes!! It's getting better all the time!!
** teleports to real world**
-
If I may, Final Freak...
Jez Cher
Same, except
"job": Time mage/White mage
Weapon of Choice: Clubs/Scepters.
Gem: Cat's Eye.
*On Green Dragon*
Trey: So where to next?
Barry: I...think I'm next. I remember a mountain... and seeing a red glow.....
Erin:....hmmm.....Freya's Peak!!!
Dax: All right! Let's go!
~~Freya's Peak~~
Dax: Familiar Barry?
Barry: Yes....but it answers nothing. DAMMIT! *Punches the wall. It cracks into a door*
~~Enter the depths of Freya's peak~~
*Everyone (Who, BTW, looks like Barry) says he should see the elder*
Elder: Barry! My stars, I thought I'd never see you again...
Barry: Huh?
Elder: You were sent from here...
Barry: Yes?
Elder:....on a mission...
Barry: Yes. yes?
Elder:...to infiltrate, and ultimately destroy mankind. Now dispose of the pitiful....humans.
Barry: N-no, this is impossible. NO! I won't!
~~Fight the Elder~~
Elder: Excellent... Angel was right.
Barry: Wha...?
Elder: She said for me to test you to seeif you were really honest about this. She said it was hardly necessary, but still standard procedure. Still, I AM happy to see you, my son
Barry: YOU MEAN YOU WERE :bou::bou::bou::bou::bou:ING WITH ME THE WHOLE TIME?!?! Waitaminit. D-dad?!
Elder: Yes. I see you are adept in the black arts. It should prove useful on your voyages. Here. This is a staff I used when I was your age.
*Fallen Angel
~NECESSARY for Barry's Transformation.
Ups all Black Magic strength
~Exit Freya's peak~
Jez: You know, Dad has been really sad since you left.
Brittney: So...? He's still just the same belligerant asshole he always has been.
Jez: Maybe you should just go back. This time, just TRY to be civil.
Brittney: Okay. I'll do it for you. And mom. You know, she was the only sane soul I ever hjad in my life.
Jez: HEY!
Brittney:What, did you think you were normal or something? Come on.
Trey: Hey! Enough with the family moment! Hop on!
~~Climb aboard Green Dragon~~
*So let's see. Brittney was tested for Forgiveness, and Barry for his reliability.*
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Biggs: Not so fast!!
Erin: Not you again....
Dax: why don't you leave? you'll probaly lose again..
Jez: Who the :bou::bou::bou::bou::bou: is he????
Biggs: I will not lose this time!! Bring it here!!
**a large robot appears**
Biggs: Presenting Gatesweapon!! The most powerful weapon that runs on Windows!!
Barry: Damm, we are not strong enough to beat a weapon!!
Biggs: Now enough talked! And it's general Biggs!! Fire!!
**nothing happens**
Biggs: Why don't you fire??
Controller: Sir, it says there is a fatal error at 53543000E!
Biggs: Damm!Guess we just have to fight them ourselves...
**FF supreme Biggs boss theme**
Controller&Biggs
**beat Biggs and Controller**
Biggs: (&*&)(^(*&! We will run for now!! And controller?
Controller: Yes sir?
Biggs: Remind me to kill Bill Gates!!
Controller: yes sir!
**Party blocks Biggs and Controllers way**
Dax: How did you become a general?
Biggs: Emperor Tovart was in such a good mood....
All: Emperor Tovart?????????????????!!!!!!!!
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~~Soon...~~
Trey: This is bad... Bad guys and absolute power do NOT mix. We have to act. FAST!
~~Goodwin~~
Brittney: Dad? Dad! I want to talk to you.
Britt's Dad: So you've finally come crawling back.
Brittney: (I don't need this.) Dad, just try not to get mad now.
B's Dad: WHY NOT?! YOU LITTLE WHORE! YOU HUMILIATED ME! I OUGHTA...
*Swings at Brittney when Trey intercepts*
Trey: Don't.
B's Dad: Or what?
Dax: Trust Me. He's not the type you want to make mad.
~~~Some time later~~~
Brittney: I'm still mad at you, you know.
B's Dad: Look, I can't undo what I did. But please. I'm begging oyu to forgive me.
Brittney: Well, every girl needs a daddy to mooch cash off of. Come here.
*Hug!*
B's Mom: Oh, this is wonderful. OH! I almost forgot! Here, I was going to give this to you as a wedding present, but since it's owhere in the near future...
Brittney recieves Aura Ribbon
NECESARRY to upgrade Brittney.
Randomly casts Stop/Slow
~~~Back aboard Green Dragon~~~
Erin: So, Jez, what do you need to do, to "clear your conscience?"
Jez: Huh?
Erin: in order to use you gem, you must clear your heart and mind. In other words, make amends for past wrongs.
Jez: I.....don't really know.
Trey: Anyhow, we're here.
~~On the ground~~
Barry: so where exactly is "here."
Trey: My home. The Phoenix Clan encampment. The Dragon Clan is just over that ridge. Both were in beautiful country, until Tovart's vile presence corrupted it. Now....
*gestures to several dead trees*
Trey: Anyhow, in order to do this, we need to free my people from Tovarts grasp. Now come on.
-
The are crossing the ridge, when a cloaked man stands between them.
Dax:Is that....
Erin:Indeed, it's that guy from Norse
They walk upto the figure....
Dax:How did you get here?
Flagg:Dear child, I am a master of the black arts.
Dax:What are you doing here?
Flagg:I've come to warn you.
Dax:Of?
Flagg:Hades intends to storm the castle soon. There is an Aikido there. But it is nearly dead. It must take a vessle before it is too late.
With this, Flagg disappears....
Dax:Oh man, why now?
Erin:Shall we go?
Dax:We don't have much choice!
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***Norse Castle***
Dax: We made it! Flagg show us the Akido.
Flagg: Very well.
~Walk through several winding corridors to find an Akido, fading *literally* fast. The Akido is a woman dressed in green, with large green wings~
Akido: I am Dryad, mistress of nature in all it's splendor. Flagg? Oh is that you? *Walks towards him, but stumbles* Please. Did you find a suitable vessel?
Flagg: I hope so...
Barry: Wait, WE'RE the vessels? No WAY I'm gonna let something possess me.
Dryad: Oh, no. I won't "possess" you. I'll just inhabit your body. You'll not even know I'm....there. Oh. I'm...getting weaker. You...*points to Erin* I choose you.
*In a rustle of leaves, and flower petals, she rushes into Erins body*
Trey: So how does it feel?
Erin: Warm...
*Dryad: Beware! I sense an evil presence!*
Erin: Guys, we got company!
*Biggs, and Tovart enter*
Tovart: So Dryad found her vessel, huh? Wel, VESSEL, you're coming with me.
Erin(?): NO.
Biggs: Whoa!
Erin: I WILL NOT ALLOW YOU TO HARM MY VESSEL!
Tovart: Enough of this idle chatter.
~~Battle with Tovart~~
Party: Erin (B)
Basically, Erin and Tovart exchange blows until...
Erin/Dryad: ENOUGH!!!! I WILL END THIS!
*Nature's Lore*
Tovart: Ugh...This is NOT the end.
*poof*
Erin: Whoa! That was great! Just the feeling of power coarsing through my veins I...Oh Dax, I was scared.
Dax: Don't worry, I'm there for you.
Erin: Now, let's get back to the Phoenix Clan.
*Back on the surface*
Trey: Green Dragon was a little tired, so I called my Red Dragon. Hop on!
*Headed for Phoenix Ridge*
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Tovart: I will not let you go, nor will Choas God!!!
**a large storm begins**
Trey: Hold on!!!
** Red Dragon falls**
Dax: ow, my head.
Trey: now we can't get to the phoenixclan...
Jez: Wait a minute i know this place!! This is Cid's place!
** Jez looks at a large building**
maybe he can help! He can build airships that can go through suchs storms!
Inside.
Jez: Anybody here?
Voice: Hello!
** a man walks to the party**
I am Cid what can i do?
Dax: Can you make us an airship?
Cid: AAAAAAAAAAAAAARgh!! They always ask that, but pay me?NOOOOOOOOOOOO, they don't!!! I only do it if you pay me 123589735823 Gp!
**dax looks at barry**
Barry: o no!! Not MY money!!
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Cid: well, what about if I follow and get the first best valuable treasure you find? Though I will take my airship and keep it when I leave your party.
Barry: Ok (mutters something about putting a bolt through Cid's head)
Cid Smith
Weapon of choice: tools
Job: Engineer
Age: 45
Hair Colour: brown
Eye colour: brown
personality: a bit greedy, but always lusting for more adventures.
