so zack sprinkled pixie dust on himself and flew towards the buster sword...
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so zack sprinkled pixie dust on himself and flew towards the buster sword...
But he encountered Ultimate Weapon while flying.....
ultimate weapon grabbed zacks hand, they both floated to the ground and started prancing along the yellow brick road....
But a flower vase dropped from the sky and smashed Zack's head....
as he fell, zack pulled ultimate weapon into a crater full of steaming lava....
Ultimate Weapon opened his mouth and drink all the lava....
the lava proceeded past his esophagus, melting away ultimate weapon's throat....
Ultimate Weapon cried in pain and wished for Santa to come save him....
then santa came and jumped down ultima weapons throat but burned to hell.
then sephiroth sreamed "NNNNOOO SANTA DON'T DIE!!!"
:mog:
...so he desided not too...eventually it ended up in Cloud and Santa smokin some joints(loco weed). After gettin baked and exploring the nice graphics....cloud realised that he had never noticed how good the railroad song is("holding my thoughts close to my heart")....ooooo :D Then Santa said "hoo hoo hoo" and 3 nice biaches(Aerith, Tifa and Yuffie) came over and partEy'd with the overworld creatures....then....stoned as they was, cloud decided to:
destroy all infidels for no reason.
but then he decided not to and santa and cloud went to a night club.
where jenova the gender confused uhh "thing" had a job.
.. of eating blond-haired people...