Originally Posted by fire_of_avalon
You think your job sucks? I have to work with these jerkasses. Actually they're not bad at all, even though the chicks do leave some pretty funky stuff in our locker room. (Yeah, the Knights have a locker room.) And we talk about our periods. A lot. Like a really inordinante amount. More than your doctor does. Especially G13.
Each of us manages to bring a little something to the table. We're actually quite like a band of adventurers, each complete with our own back story, alignments... Constitution scores....
Wolf Kanno: Neutral Good Half Elven Druid. Wolfy represents an even-keeled warrior, adept at combat, magic, level headed but decisive and vocal when he needs to be. His moderating style is careful, watchful and only becomes an interference when absolutely necessary.
Shiny: True Neutral Elven Rogue. She doesn't so much lurk in the shadows as she pays careful attention to her surroundings without drawing attention to herself, but put one toe out of line and suddenly you've been robbed of gil, valuables, and posting ability?
Levian: Chaotic Neutral Halfling Bard. Apparently he's short. Also will eat your smurfing cat, bitch. I'm sorry, I quote that about once a month and make Rantzien or someone track it down for me. Levian is sporadic, one moment reveling in your spamathon and the next bringing down divine retribution in musical form. Also, adept at finding really cool things for us to play with.
Jiro: Chaotic Good Gnomish Wizard (Teeth.) Because why the hell not, Jiro is JIRO. He can do whatever he wants. Roll 1d20 to determine if he drinks with you, does a stunt that almost tears off his face, or adds a thoughtful comment in your staff forum thread about destroying all newbies.
Jessweeeeeeeeeeee: Lawful Evil Human Paladin. But foa, you can't have a Lawful Evil Paladin. But EoFFers, SHUT UP. Jessweeeeeeeeeeee is full of surprises. And will pray to her dark god to have your head cut clean off, if she takes a notion. After all, it isn't murder if her pagan lord destroys you. She also makes it a particular point to do things that make me laugh.
G13: Chaotic Good Human Cleric. Does the right thing precisely because it's the right thing. Very good at counterbalancing some of the more evil staffers (like Rantzien and Jessweeeeeeeeeeee.) Though he has his weaknesses (Wookies) G13 is a powerful ally and a good friend.
fire_of_avalon: True Neutral Half Orc Barbarian. They keep me locked in a cage in back and feed me cardboard scraps until we get a nasty pissant of a troll. Then they hand me holy banhammers and stick me with pins until I've vanquished the foe. Please send help.
