Quotes In and Out of Context!

Here's an MSN conversation. I'm "Cloud", Maester Mika is Supreme_Griever, or Trance Grivja xD

Maester Mika says:
*beats on Computer*
Maester Mika says:
:P
Cloud says:
uhh
Cloud says:
you jerking on your computer?
Maester Mika says:
o_O
Maester Mika says:
i did not ream it like that
Maester Mika says:
*mean
Maester Mika says:
:|
Cloud says:
suuuuuuuure ^_~
Cloud says:
watching pr0n again are we?
Maester Mika says:
pfft
Maester Mika says:
its against all Maester rules
Cloud says:
the penalty for watching pr0n as a maester is...
Cloud says:
a SENDING!
Cloud says:
*sends Mika*
Maester Mika says:
pfft
Maester Mika says:
i was
Maester Mika says:
not
Maester Mika says:
well i was looking at the Guado swim suit collection XD

I thought it was mildly amusing ^_~

Craze Carrot = Harlequil
James = Me

Oh and the moose thing is just BunBuns ploy to distract me from the time (5:00AM) and I hadn't been asleep yet xD


James says:
haha there's daylight here now O_o
James says:
suns coming up
craze carrot says:
ooh! watch teh sunrise! that is kew!
James says:
yeah, I love doing that =D
craze carrot says:
*watches it with james* XD
James says:
*hugs Bunny while watching sunset in rubbish english weather* xD
i'm gonna record myself singing "one song glory" soon. d'you know that song?
James says:
not from the title, how does it go again?
craze carrot says:
it's from the broadway thingy rent. ooh, want me to send it?
James says:
hmm okay, but I need to go soon
James says:
its 5AM !
craze carrot says:
A MOOOOSE@!@
James says:
xD
craze carrot says:
join this forum! http://mb.ffaura.com
James says:
you post there a lot?
craze carrot says:
well, they just moved, so not really. i posted at their old one.
craze carrot says:
..but they spam a lot. all of them. even the mods.
James says:
heh, cool I'll sign up there later
craze carrot says:
marie made me sign up to all these forums yesterday..*pantpant*
James says:
heh she made me do the same to other forums as well
craze carrot says:
haha! well, i still think eoff's the best.
James says:
yeah, it must be I met some pretty nice people there *hinithint*
craze carrot says:
hey! what about me?! i'm nice sometimes, too! *pouts*
James says:
I meant you! *hugs*
craze carrot says:
yay!! *hugs too* .. *falls* .. *dances*
craze carrot says:
ooh, guess what today is!
James says:
what ?_?
craze carrot says:
my one year of being at eoff day! yaa!
James says:
I registered 03-20-2000 O_O
James says:
that long ago! *dies*
James says:
2 years 2 months =O
craze carrot says:
..can you work that out? i got 51% in math.
craze carrot says:
oh...XD me slow.
James says:
xD i should have the excuse =P
craze carrot says:
mooses...
craze carrot says:
come to wonderland with us! it's so fun! we can go on top gun and the bat and the stand up roller coaster!
James says:
coolies *leaves home*
James says:
*smuggles in luggage compartment in plane*
craze carrot says:
haha! wikkid! >=D *kidnaps*
James says:
*is in Canada!* *boogies*
James says:
*is kidnapped* xD
James says:
I thought wicked was an English word!
craze carrot says:
*hears knock on door* "Yes? Who is it?"
craze carrot says:
w-i-k-k-i-d is a canadian word
James says:
w-i-c-k-e-d original english version =P
craze carrot says:
...E-H! eh! canadian!
James says:
Err hello! its me that strange guy from Eoff James! Helloooo Bunny!
James says:
*run hug*
craze carrot says:
"Oh, hello! Oh, wait! You can't see me in my pajamas and with my hair all messy! Go away! *kicks*"
James says:
*flies out in street* Oh i see that is a traditional canadian welcome! *waits on doorstep*
craze carrot says:
*from inside house* "Yes, it is. It's Koradian. What pajamas are you wearing?"
James says:
?_? *confuzzzled*
James says:
hmm confu-zZzZz-led
craze carrot says:
i'm looking for my pajamas online to show you, but i can't seem to find 'em >.<
craze carrot says:
NO!! MEECE!!
James says:
your pyjamas! aww *hugs again*
James says:
Meece?! xD
craze carrot says:
the plural of mose. duh. i has the la senza duck on it! but i dunno the la senza duck's name..T.T
James says:
Meece is the plural of Moose? okay im reallly tired now *dies from lack of sleep*
craze carrot says:
meeses..mooses...come back!! NOOO! *dives in slow motion to england*
James says:
Sorry but i seriously have to go to bed now! my mum will beat me hard if she finds out!
James says:
no meece or mooses =(
craze carrot says:
alright..*flies back to canada* bye!! *whimper*
James says:
bye, Bun Bun *huggies*
craze carrot says:
*cries and waits for sunrise*
James says:
whats the time there now?
craze carrot says:
midnight+30 minutes
James says:
arnt you supposed to be in bed!
James says:
sees bunbuns and omas oma beat us hard
craze carrot says:
no. i was talking to my oma on msn.
James says:
you talk to your oma on msn?
craze carrot says:
yes. right now i am.
James says:
Im so dumb *beats self with a stick*
craze carrot says:
what? aren't you talkingto your hae?
craze carrot says:
not a stick! a...MOOSE! *hands james a MOOSE*
James says:
thanks *whacks again*
craze carrot says:
MOOSE: "moo!"
James says:
do mooses moo!?
craze carrot says:
MOO-se. of course.
James:
ey? whats happening?
James says:
awwya its 5:48AM!
craze carrot says:
wait..i think it work now..
James says:
ahh I havta go anyways! bye Bun Bun *hugs*
craze carrot says:
wah! come to canada soon! it's not so late here! *waves*
James says:
I wish I could! *waves back*
craze carrot says:
*squints* you SHALL...
James says:
sign on MSN more often ^_~
James says:
laterz!
craze carrot says:
i can now cos all my exams are over with. BYE! eat carrots.
James says:
Carrots are icky, =P
James says:
err bye
craze carrot says:
i'm a carrot T.T bye!
James says:
You are a nice young friendly carrot, they just dont taste nce thats all! ^_^
craze carrot says:
haha! GO TO SLEEP! procrastinator XD
craze carrot says:
*sends love-ra*
James says:
Its not my fault your too nice *sobs* laterz!
craze carrot says:
*waves*

[09:34:11] * Aexoden slaps Skwowwy|AWAY around a bit with a large trout
[09:51:16] Skwowwy|AWAY> Yeah?
[09:56:09] Aexoden> No.
[10:10:32] Skwowwy|AWAY> Maybe?
[10:12:45] Aexoden> ;_;
[10:13:14] Skwowwy|AWAY> XD
[10:14:34] Aexoden> Noeiy'd funny ehtn I g6i
[10:14:37] Aexoden> ';\
[10:14:41] Aexoden> Er..
[10:14:46] Aexoden> Now it's funny when I cry?
[10:15:08] Skwowwy|AWAY> XDD
[10:15:15] * Skwowwy|AWAY laughs at those typos. XD
[10:15:19] * Skwowwy|AWAY quotes.
[10:15:27] Aexoden> That's when happens when you type one handed with your eyes closed.
[10:15:37] Aexoden> Oh yeah, and I was lying on my back.

:p

LD: That's it, I'm gonna kill you!
Joe: Yeah right, you have no chance in hell! * Summons goat *
LD: WTF?
Joe: HAHAHA, Didn't expect that, DID YOU!
LD: Well, no trout, I didn't.
LD: Screw this, I quit!
LD: *Runs from goat*
Joe: HAHAHA, FEAR DA GOAT!!!

Don't ask. *_*

chibiskye: >=D
mikztsu2000: >=P~~
chibiskye: *tedee teddee*
mikztsu2000: Heh, you so silly.=)
mikztsu2000: *Teddee wub ted*
chibiskye: *trip overe a rock and fall DoWn*
chibiskye: ;____;
mikztsu2000: Aww!
mikztsu2000: *cloud rains wuvvies*
chibiskye: *cwY*
mikztsu2000: *CanDyBarZ*
chibiskye: Aww! n_______n
chibiskye: i WuV u clOuD
mikztsu2000: *ChoColAte BuNNz`*
mikztsu2000: *LoLLiEz*
mikztsu2000: =)
chibiskye: Yaaaa! =D
mikztsu2000: xD


( Chibiskye = Skye Chan)

LD: Lightning Demon Attack!!
DK: WTF?
DK: You Attack?
LD: Yes, I attacked you!!!
DK: No no, I mean, you used a You Attack?
LD: Huh?
DK: Lightning Demon Attack?
LD: Yeah so?
DK: Lightning Demon is you..
LD: ....
DK: HAHAHA, you sound like a caveman! GROG, LD ATTACK!
LD: I'll beat you... and your children.

Larry: Moving right along, how did you create Wendy?

Josh: She stopped by my house one day and yelled "CREATE ME!" So I did.

Larry: How nice of you.

Josh: Yes.

Larry: Now, please give me a serious answer or I'll sexually molest you.

My boss: You know, I'm going to have a hard time finding work for you to do this summer.
Me: Oh?
My boss: Yah, I've never really had summer help before.
Me: Oh?
My boss: I can't just have you sitting around and hanging out.
Me: ...Oh?

Well that was fun, giving you an excerpt of my life. Maybe I'll do it more often.

That was hilarious, Mr. Murder. :laugh:

I like to ask my friends random questions, here's an example:

Me: If your last name was Labor, would youname your kid Manuel?
Daniel: Manuel La-bore?
Me: Not La-bore. Lay-ber.
Daniel: *laughs*

Me: If your last name was Labor would you name your kid Manuel?
Jose: Probably. I'm twisted like that.

Me: If your last name was Labor would you name your kid Manuel?
Richard: I would name him The Help.
Me: 'The Help Labor'?
Richard: No last name. Just 'The Help'.

So you can't ask me questions? : (

LD: I'm gonna beat the crap out of you!
Iain: I live in Scotland, you twit!
LD: Shut up don't make me...
Iain: Oh look, I'm Mr. LD, ravager of world, *trembles*
LD: You summona beech. :: Pimp slaps ::
Iain: OOOOOHH, I felt that one.
LD: :: Cries ::
Iain: Dat's right. Cry, piggy, cry.
LD: :: Stabs ::
Iain: D'oh.

At the bowling alley?

There was this kid, who well call "John", prolly in like 5th grade. He kept being really annoying to me and my friends. The conversation went somewhat like this, althought it was awhile ago.

Me: Shut up, you are annoying.
"John": Girls love me, I ride all the hot chicks like a toy store pony.
Me: *ignores*
"John": I'm the town bike, everyone wants to give me a ride *makes humping motions".

I just thought it was funny that this kid was in like 5th grade and was saying that stuff.

Random Guy = me
Meece= Harlequil
Dejamir Kalijan = Spatvark


Random Guy says:
I dont want to see another sunrise tonight, I won't make it, bye
Meece says:
but..but..MEEEEECE!!
Random Guy says:
sorry Bunny even a moose/meece can't keep me up xD
Meece says:
not even...BUNNYS?!
Random Guy says:
Aye you have a point *stays*
Meece says:
aww *love-ru's*
Random Guy says:
*secret love-ru's without Spat looking* xD
Meece says:
XDD i don't think he's looking anyway
Dejamir Kalijan says:
*bitchslaps OWA down*
Meece says:
XDDD
Random Guy says:
*spits out tooth* what were you saying Bunny *crie*
Dejamir Kalijan says:
I'm omniscient... I se everythi-- for god;s sake OWA! Put that away!
Meece says:
i don't get you guys' british-speak. sigh.
Random Guy says:
*zips up, runs* xD
Dejamir Kalijan says:
He got it...
Meece says:
..AH!! *dies a terrible death*
Dejamir Kalijan says:
Nowt worng with a good ol' masturbation joke
Meece says:
...*dies more consecutive terrible deaths*
Random Guy says:
*strokes Bun's hair and rocks her to sleep* It was only a dream... dreeeam

LD: Is that stapler... looking at me?
Jon: You're :bou::bou::bou::bou::bou:ing weird dude.

Heh.

The joys of using %n in an AIM away message:

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