That is one kickin' speech, Shiny!
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That is one kickin' speech, Shiny!
Bwahhaaha, great one
Excellent speeches from Shiny this time!
Ty and smoochie boochies :aimkiss:
BEST WRITER
Psychotic
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The Omg What’s Gonna Happen Next British Author a.k.a. “Charles Dickens”
Psychotic or Paulotic as you may not call him, is basically a British writer like Charles Dickens who likes to write about British things like The Beatles and saying the word, “arse”. This ole chap has been a writer on Eyes on Final Fantasy for a shorter period time than some of the other nominees, but since then, he has been consistently updating his epic novel on a daily basis. It features the likes of Eyes on’s very own Cid’s Knight, Rantzien. It also features some cameos of other members on this site. People who love to read his work can always look forward to seeing a cliffhanger at the end because as you know, everyone loves a good blue balling. …To be continued-d-d?
Breath-taking excerpts from his work:http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e3...tzien/BoB1.jpg
A͓͇̯̼̙͛ͬͦ́̒t̜̯͍͙̘͚̣͇̳́ͣ̈̊̅͒̀̕o̢͚̦ͨ͌̎͊͘pͥ ̷͔̭̮̤͚̍̅̅̉̐ͣ̓̓ ̠̥͓̳̪̫͎̔̌͛ͭͧ̿t̸̵̝̙̠̞͙̖͈̜ͣ̔͒ͤͮͨ̾h̢̑̆̈̒̄͂͜ ̰̤̩̳̝͖e̖̳̼̜͍͚͈͇̋̊ͥͪ̚͡͠ ̘̙̣̹̖̩̪̬̽̓̍̌ͯ̚t̫̜̥̫̤̄ͮ̀ͬ̒͟ḩ̼̹̙͇ͬ͌͊ͯͯ͋̍̈́ ͎i̳͖ͮ͆ͩ͗́n̩̻͔͚̪͛ͪ͑͘k̪̣͖̳͖̱̯ͪ̿͋̇̊ḯ̥̲͂́͜͝ ̘̮̜̣̤n̢̩̣͔̙ͨ̒ͥ͜͠g̤̥̠̫͙͍̻̗ͧ͌͛ ̡̆ͭ͛̋͏̘̖̼̯̩͔̼͈̬r̪̼̺̖͔̗̈́̓ͦ̀́̚o̩̗̬̩͕͛ͪc̓̂̅ ̻̜̩͚̹̻̓̂͡k̭̙͇̗͉̉ͫ̈̅̽͑,ͩ̈̇̎҉̫̙̹͇ ̸̛̞̩̏̅̍͞ḩ̺̬͖̝͉̦́̓e̥͔̜̊̄ ̷͚̰͑̃̇͆̈̀͝w̶̛͉͖̞̘͒̓ͮ̅̆͊a̺̪̳̟̙̮̲̎ͦ̇ͬ̌ȉ̶̆ ͈̣̲t̷̴͙̯͍͍̭̠͂̆̄̈́̇͑́s̳͖̤ͩ̍͂̂.̥͈̟̔
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Moon Rabbits
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The Omg That Was Really Gruesome Australian Poet a.k.a. “Banjo Paterson”
Moon Rabbits is a seasoned Australian poet like Banjo Paterson who has been publishing his poems on EoFF since 2006. He made an interesting transition; i.e. from love poems to writing about coffins. Poem connoisseurs can look forward to seeing morbid literary imagery full of gore while they’re eating their T.V. dinner.
Lovely excerpts from his work:
But with a rock
was the man's head split
engorged with blood
bursting from little
hot holes.
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Mogi
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The Omg I Think I Need a Kleenex American Writer a.k.a. “Edgar Allan Poe”
Mogi is one of the newer writers to EoFF. He’s a very versatile writer who dabbles in poetry, stories and even songs. However, he’s mostly known for writing poetry. Some of his works include imagery that may make readers get teary eyed or have something in their eye as some of them may tell you. Regardless, you can tell a lot of work has been put into whatever he writes at a given moment. Due to his versatility and sometimes emotional context of his writing, he reminds me of Edgar Allen Poe, but with glasses.
Moving excerpts from his work:
But in case you have to read this,
I have a few requests:
Hold close our memories from this life
And know that I'll find you in the next.
Thinking in circles around my broken soul.
Have you beliefs?
They'll be crushed like our childhood dreams.
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eestlinc
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The Omg that Rhymed Just in Time Poet a.k.a. “Shel Silverstein”
eestlinc likes to rhyme. He likes to rhyme so much so that it’s divine. He puts words together in his poems that usually feature a scheme of words that rhyme at the end syllables. His flair of writing is similar to that of Shel Silverstein who was known for writing catchy stanzas that rhymed. Though, more recently, he has been writing limericks in his poetry thread in the Writer’s Corner; which is now quite a popular thread. Yes, a thread is popular in the Writer’s Corner. It’s shocking to me too. His limericks are as the title states; dirty much like the frivolous limericks by Edward Lear.
Thought-provoking excerpts from his work:
He stayed in his bed
And gave himself head
And spit his own spooge in a bucket
there once was a mayor of porre
whose mom was a dirty old whore
there once was a mayor of porre
whose mom was a dirty old whore
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Dignified Pauper
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The Omg I Think I Know What Means But Then I Don’t Poet a.k.a. “Walt Whitman”
Dignified Pauper can be considered the resident poet here on Eyes on Final Fantasy. He has been actively giving critique to writers on this site. He also has been known to have been posting his own poems since back in 2003, but has probably been posting poems earlier than that. He is known for using flowery language and metaphors that can be sometimes cryptic, but beautiful nonetheless. In addition to that, he uses the word “moon” a lot. He must like moons. If he could be compared to any poet it would be, the father of American poetry, otherwise known as Walt Whitman because of his seniority with posting poetry on this site. And just look at that dude’s picture... he’s friggin’ old.
Beautiful excerpts from his work:A moon
crescent. The curious bending of light
through your glasses. The feature. Just dress
in black and blend right in.
Old man moon, you must forget
your son. He made all the children run
and hide with his green toothed smile
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Necronopticous
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The Omg is it Getting Hot in Here or is it Just Me Poet a.k.a. “e.e. cummings”
Normally when I think of erotic literature I think of sappy serial romance novels with cheesy pictures of Fabio on the cover. I think of Henry Miller’s novel, Tropic of Cancer. I think of the early erotica poems by e.e. cummings. I don’t think of poetry on Eyes on Final Fantasy. But, that’s what some people may think when they read Necronopticous’ poems. Those who have read his more recent poems have found it hard to control the urge of salivating over their keyboards and if they’ve told you otherwise, they’re liars.
Hot and steamy excerpts from his work:
With pulse and sigh,
she writhes;
Each rapid gasp harked
blanket mound bunched
in eager knead and grind
"Sorry, BJ, your birthday has to be postponed so I can participate in message board awa--*gets shot by a BJ*"Quote:
Originally Posted by Award Yuletide
I think they should just give it to all of us.Quote:
Originally Posted by Raistlin
Haaaaaaate you both. Though I was surprised to be up for that one anyway.Quote:
Originally Posted by TavrobelNot just more, but double.Quote:
Originally Posted by Raistlin
And Shiny's speech was made of win.
And the Ciddie goes to...
Psychotic
21) Best Writer
Psychotic...........16
Mogi.................7
Dignified Pauper.....6
Moon Rabbits.........4
eestlinc.............4
Necronopticous.......3
RSL..................1
YOU GO PAUL.
Is it just me, or are there a lot more curbstomp victories this time around?
Hurray! :jess:
I'll have to pay you all back with the finale of Rantzien's Adventures. I'll have it done soon I swear! (just as soon as I can figure out what I want to do with it xD)
Four more than I expected :bigsmile:
Congratulations Psychotic! His stories are truly awe inspiring. I mean, when he said, "I'm the arse-smurfah" I teared a little.
oh my god psychotic well thats a suprise he wins everything every year ffs
Best Artist
Last winner: Black Orb
Nomination Leader: Black Orb/Pete For President
The Nominees
Pete for President
Black Orb
Jirito
Marshall Banana
auronlu
Christmas
Who they predicted to win...
Jessweeee♪:Pete for President
Rantzien:Black Orb
qwertysaur:Black Orb
Breine: Black Orb
Jiro: Jirito
Tavrobel: Christmas
Old Manus: Christmas
Shiny:Black Orb
Sir Lancealot: Black Orb
Psychotic:Pete for President
Raistlin:Black Orb
Prediction Party Favourite: Black Orbc (6/11)
Prediction Party Runner Up: Pete For President/Christmas(2/11)
Also: "Poem connoisseurs can look forward to seeing morbid literary imagery full of gore while they’re eating their T.V. dinner."
is going to be part of my biography one day~~~~~~~