Halo Reach: Where's me washboard? Have you seen it?

This is a call to arms
Gather soldiers
Time to go to war!

This is a battle song
Brothers and sisters
Time to go to war!

With that out the way...

*smashes the glass box and turns the key before hitting the red button making alarms sound throughout the forums*

OK soldiers the UNSC demands our presence! This very night we will enter battle and we will emerge VICTORIOUS!!!! So grab your Battle Rifle, Choose your Helmet and Lets kick some ass!

XBL party will be forming soon, anyone who wants to get involved is welcome!

Goddammit, that was 9 hours ago.

God damn you, you missed some intense halo action. There was some Swat going on between me and Psy (was good fun, we had some good games and some close calls lets just say, one team of 3 got lucky against us 2 alone) then we did Action Sack with JKTrix and DK (Big Team seems full of entire teams of generals and second accounts right now, it's really not so much fun when the enemy team consists of 6 or 7 generals/second accounts in a single party!) Then as I got a message requesting access to the party by a random nub well, we invited them in to the cage! I have to say, Latex Sniper (he had a load of kisses in that name too weird choice of name, frankly absurd lol makes me think of a condom sniping) took the cage like a pro, hell he even sung a song for us on microphone to get out of the cage! We then put some other random people in the cage, one swedish guy took it well he, didn't have a mic but we sang abba to him anyway as we cage slaughtered him. To cap it all off we had some great times putting 4 or 5 spawn points in a cage, everyone goes in and no one is allowed to shoot the beatdown king will reign supreme! Followed by general smurfery as we all just ran around with weapons shooting each other in the face a lot. I love how JKTrix is normally such a gent but we corrupted him with several hours of cage antics.

link to carnage report

As for Psy's brown team kill count (we all began on pink) well as usual Psy being lord of the cage, he decided to be a coward and instead of facing people on the ground he used monitor mode to smash us all around with a wraith. I believe DK put it best....Psychotic has become MILF in every single beardy way including the enjoyment of being anally penetrated :bigsmile:

You're right, Steve, I am just not good enough to beat you at Halo without being in the Monitor form.

But I am awesome at getting no scopes with fire bombs, aren't I?

Psy you know and I know in a one on one you still win against me, but when it's me, DK and Trix versus you, you can't win without the monitor mode.

You know what? I'll take that challenge. 3 vs 1 regular game. Bring it.

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Originally Posted by Psychotic

But I am awesome at getting no scopes with fire bombs, aren't I?

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wat :confused:

When you get a kill without using a scope - which means you are very good at Halo - you have to yell "NO SCOPE!" and I got several kills on Steve with fire bombs without using a scope. So I p. much pwned that nub.

So one of my friends won the Halo Reach Legendary Edition at the promotional event Gamestop was having a few nights ago. Pretty lucky. Too bad they don't have those in Canada :C

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Originally Posted by Psychotic

When you get a kill without using a scope - which means you are very good at Halo - you have to yell "NO SCOPE!" and I got several kills on Steve with fire bombs without using a scope. So I p. much pwned that nub.

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I feel like I'm missing out on some joke...

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Originally Posted by Iceglow

As for Psy's brown team kill count (we all began on pink) well as usual Psy being lord of the cage, he decided to be a coward and instead of facing people on the ground he used monitor mode to smash us all around with a wraith. I believe DK put it best....Psychotic has become MILF in every single beardy way including the enjoyment of being anally penetrated :bigsmile:

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Paul can talk :bou::bou::bou::bou: about me. He is better at Halo than I am and there's no way around that. Dan should't talk :bou::bou::bou::bou: about me until he beats our ridiculous firefight score, but he's that funny with his little brummie accent that I allow it. YOU, good sir, can't talk :bou::bou::bou::bou: about me until you can get to rank 10 snipers without needing three people to help you. :colbert:

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Originally Posted by I'm my own MILF

Paul can talk :bou::bou::bou::bou: about me. He is better at Halo than I am and there's no way around that. Dan should't talk :bou::bou::bou::bou: about me until he beats our ridiculous firefight score, but he's that funny with his little brummie accent that I allow it. YOU, good sir, can't talk :bou::bou::bou::bou: about me until you can get to rank 10 snipers without needing three people to help you. :colbert:

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You sir need to keep quiet the UNSC doesn't tolerate your cowardice :P

As for getting to 10 skill in snipers without people helping? I didn't need the help I could've gotten there, in theory I'd have gotten easier games without you there due to the way matchmaking works. I merely prefer playing Halo with friends, I don't want to team up with the usual kind of idiots you find in ranked, I generally then want to betray them. I got Halo with the intention of playing it with my friends, I made you play with me because I would rather team with you than with randoms. I will talk :bou::bou::bou::bou: about you all I like because you still suck more than me at MW2 ;)

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Originally Posted by Iceglow

I will talk :bou::bou::bou::bou: about you all I like because you still suck more than me at MW2 ;)

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your mw2 k/d is atrocious

Steve, if you hadn't tried to accuse me of being Huxley I would've had your back here. As it stands, you know the price of betraying me so here it comes, the e-bagging:

It would've taken you about 10 years (no exaggeration) to get to 10 if it wasn't for me single-handedly winning every smurfing game in Team Snipers. :colbert:

and don't you dare dispute that because I will post links showing game after game of me being MVP and you coming bottom of our team if I have to so help me god. :doublecolbert:

Haha, I want to play snipers with you guys. :greenie: