Originally Posted by Tifa's Boobs
As any true appreciator of the male gender, I have what you might call…erm…a “collection.” Some would even dub it “wank bank.” But as of late, I find myself growing bored with my binders full of men. I find I’ve exhausted my energy on the same men over and over, and I’m looking for a new……….muse. Luckily, EoFF isn’t lacking when it comes to Hunks of Spunk.
First, we have our Belfastian lad, Cuchulainn. Lord knows I can’t resist an Irish man. Seriously, ask anyone. With a temper the size of the Emerald Isle itself, who can deny that Cuch isn’t aaaaaaaaall man? Overflowing with passion and beer, he’ll throw you out the window, then throw you on the bed! Sexy? You betcha. One could say he inherited the “Luck of the Irish.”
Second, we have our very own slice of Nepal, the handsome DK. He knows all about spices—whether it’s in a curry or your bedroom. One would compare him to a cup of chai tea—sweet, spicy, and warms you right up. Who wouldn’t want to swallow a nice mouthful of this flavorful Asian boy?
Sometimes a woman needs dark and edgy. When she does, she goes to our Australian drummer, Happy Noodle Boy. With wavy dark hair, and deep brown eyes, you'll find yourself wanting to unlock the secret of his alternative ways. He'll rock you while beating his sticks!
Now we have a man who no one denies is sexy—Jiro! Don’t let his sensitive writer’s soul and sweet demeanor fool you! This guy’s a tough Australian, a real rough bad-boy. A little dark and brooding, he’ll both drink you off your feet and sweep you off your feet. He can visit my Land Down Under any time!
i have some strange attraction to hipsters. jowy is the perfect guy when it comes to this. a little bit hairy, a little bit tattooed, and with music taste to boot! his pretentiousness and blunt way will have any lady chasing after him!
Girls want him, guys want him, everyone wants to BE him. I'm speaking of Levian, of course. The man who eeks pure swagger, no one can resist him. He knows how to wear a suit...and he knows how to suit you too!
Next, our sexy Hispanic boy, NCG. He is muy guapo and muy caliente! What woman can turn away from that Mexican heat, passion, and seduction? All he has to whisper in your ear is “Necessito tu,” and you’re his. What I wouldn’t give to hear him romance me in Spanish!
Who doesn’t love an enigma? With, Psychotic, EoFF’s great mystery, he’ll always leave you guessing! Most women love a the challenge of a man who doesn’t share his secrets; I know I do. Psychotic will seduce you with words, but always leave you wanting more.
Everyone loves the soul of a musician, and that's where Bubba comes into play. And if his sultry voice doesn't get you, his baby blue eyes sure will! Our boy from Manchester will show you the real meaning of "getting backstage."
When a woman needs a man, she goes to Rantz. EoFF's goatee-clad, giant viking will show you just what conquering your lands means! He'll pillage you, but he won't stop there! Maybe he'll show you the sensitive side of himself. A real Eddard Stark, if I ever.
Sharkythesharkdog--now there's a man I'll let take me for a spin! He drives race cards, and he'll give you an exhilirating ride! Like a fine aged wine, sharky will show you how a real, mature man does things.
So, EoFF, I'm looking for you help to pic out my new object of lust! Who will win? WHO WILL BE THE SEXIEST???
