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Momiji's Sim fits in perfectly with the others, guys :(
my sim is a failure :jess:
i say we start a petition to stop paul killing sims!
After reviewing the competition for deathspot #4, I've come up with this...
qwerty: Burns food, stands and stares in creepy way.
Noctiluca: Yells at qwerty, dances weirdly, wears hat in bath, plays decent piano music.
Lekana: Hits on people, turns up everywhere, plays terrible piano music, bathes in front of qwerty.
Momiji: Got grossed out by affection from both genders, gone insane, dreams of Rye.
Shiny: Dances weirdly... in the bath!? Bitches at people and makes them cry, causes fires.
And with that, I'm changing my vote from Lunarluca to qwerty.
Day 12: The Old and the Young
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Happy birthday, scrumplebaby! Your party is attended by a hobag, a fruit, and your bored father in his underwear.
Yes, I am using hax to age her one stage of development every day. Tomorrow she will be a child.
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Oh hey she actually looks normal. Sims take on their parents' DNA so I was expecting a right little freak.
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Her father produces possibly the most impressive stinktrail outside of France.
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Your daily dose of gay.
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Boy this is an example of good parenting. She's crawling around the garden at 3 AM. What are her parents doing?
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They are having sex with their friends sleeping in the same room.
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Oh boy, that's some emotional scarring right there.
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"Don't mind me, guys, I'll just put your child to bed while you get jiggy."
After sex:
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Typical male.
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Typical female.
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Oh no! scrumpleberry is unattended and this man swoops in.
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Phew, false alarm. He just wanted some of her birthday cake and to act like a zombie apparently.
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In case you can't tell what this is, this is Rye and MILF having sexual intercourse next to a puddle of urine.
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But look out! This man is getting out of bed!
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By the time he and Slimer arrive, though, things are back to normal.
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This man immediately rushed to the shower, presumably to wipe the filth of human contact away from himself.
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He's chatting to our favourite Kilt-wearing idiot. I shudder to think what they are talking about.
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scrumpleberry's cries alert someone.
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She asks to be changed, and he does it.
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She asks to be fed, and he does it.
He's certainly a better father than this guy:
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Dreaming of his dead bit on the side while another man raises his child. Classy.
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Wait, what?
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These two are gettin' bizzay in the hot tub so Rye can't interfere.
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This is seriously spiralling out of control.
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ShlupQuack teaches scrumpleberry how to talk. If you saw your wife teaching your daughter to talk, would you think about sex? I would.
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Is he...while...wh...bu...no...
...
You know what? That's it. I quit. I can't do this thing anymore.
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Money shot.
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scrumpleberry has her priorities straight!
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Yes, play silly games while your child sits on the sidewalk. I am sure nothing bad will come of it.
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This is one of Psychotic's fears. He is scared of that happening. This game hates me so incredibly hard.
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"Three guys at a time? Oh, I couldn't possibly! :shobon:"
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This is why you do not leave your child on the smurfing sidewalk.
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Jennifer gasped as Esteban slid his fingers down, deep down, into the cleft of her womanhood...
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Oh my god what is he doing to her?
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Luckily scrumpleberry has an auto-defence mechanism, and vomits on him.
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He then dumps her in the middle of the road in revenge, and goes inside...
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...to do this.
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Cowgirl Whore sure loves Shlup.
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"Hey Keith, wanna play co-op?"
"Sorry chief, I got some co-op of my own going on right now".
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scrumpleberry survived being dumped in the road. Now she plays in the spilt urine from the disgusting toilet of doom. You wouldn't see this happening in an episode of Friends :monster:
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Her hand gets stuck like this for several hours. It's a pretty funny glitch.
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"Daddy I need to go potty!"
"In a minute, angel. Right now daddy has some very important nubs to teabag".
This is pretty much what I would be like as a parent.
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So desperate, she appeals to this shining example of sanity for a diaper change. This is not going to end well.
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Before he can lay his hands on her, Dan comes to her rescue. He doesn't change her, though. He just dumps her stinky ass into her crib.
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I decide the Sims need a break from scrumpleberry, or maybe scrumpleberry needs a break from them. I call up a Nanny and a Taxi.
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The Nanny wants Huxley. Huxley wants the Nanny.
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The Sims go to an art gallery, where the central exhibit is this.
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Keith is more interested in the bin than in any of the art, bless him. :love:
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Business as usual. :rolleyes2
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Uh-oh.
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However, his happy thoughts are interrupted by the wrath of the woman he assaulted at the bowling alley.
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Dan, however, seems to be getting on with her rather well.
"Dude, she's just some old hag, why are you trying so hard?" Psychotic wonders.
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Kishi walks by, and he, too, seems to be rather taken by the bin.
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Psychotic leaves the others to go and watch some movie about cowboys. You can write your own joke for this one!
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Boy it's cameo day today isn't it?
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Wow when did Keith get so popular?
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Even Shlup wants a piece of that.
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Oh. My. God.
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I KNOW YOU JUST DIDN'T KISS MY MAN, HO.
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Pow!
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She then jumps the old woman (Debbie, for those who care)
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And gets her ass handed to her.
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The aftermath:
Shlup tells Rye that there is no shame to losing to an old woman, Debbie storms off, Dan kicks it on a bench.
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Huxley tries to make friends. He fails in his efforts.
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Hahahahah! You? Here? Now?
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He goes right for Dan, who is chilling inside.
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It's not the best of ideas.
I decide that the Sims seriously need to go home.
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They return to find the Nanny is looking after scrumpleberry just as well as they were.
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She made this exact same call yesterday.
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One of the hippies we tried to kill in the pool is back, and is apparently in love with the man who tried to kill her. "You know that saying, you always hurt the one you love? Well, it works both ways".
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Rye hates cheaters: Ironic image of the century.
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Lekana? Christ, it's Stalker Day today, isn't it?
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"Did you see me in the latest Girls Gone Wild movie?"
"Yes. Although frankly I think your performance was a little forced".
No soon as I put the phone down, it rings again.
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You only spoke to him five minutes ago!
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Dan is having a leisurely game of darts, when the nanny randomly comes over and pokes him on the nose.
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...does he have a fetish that I don't know about?
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My god she's like a psycho-ex, and he hasn't even had sex with her.
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scrumpleberry demands freedom from the baby prison.
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Her mother responds by almost knocking her down with the R/C car. Repeatedly.
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How can anyone resist DJ Suave?
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He sure is popular amongst the elderly and babies. scrumpleberry was headbanging to his thumpin' tunes. On a somewhat related note, I hate anyone who spells tunes as choons.
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She just wants her daddy's attention and he's having none of it.
It's all fun and games, isn't it, to make him marry Shlup when he doesn't want to. "Ha ha that'll teach him!". Well look at who the innocent victim in all of this. Look at her. I hope you're proud of what you've done, EoFF.
JUST KIDDING, NEGLECT IS HILARIOUS!
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She then appeals to Auntie Rye instead.
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They both have very strange noses. Could Rye be scrumpleberry's father?
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Seriously this is just cruel.
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She toddles off inside to play her xylophone, although she seems to be more concerned with eating the beater.
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DJ Suave is not pleased that he has a rival.
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blah blah purple ghost blah blah
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Midnight picture. Yes, let's make alcoholic beverages next to where a baby is playing. That sounds like fun!
Awwww, scrumpleberry is so adorable xD
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What in the holy mothersmurf.
Rye and I are nose buddies today! <3
but seriously who did I get that freak potato from! also neglect will surely make me a hardened loon just like the rest of you :bigsmile: That's valid parenting in my book!
The only one not neglecting you is the already hardened loon so I think your future is pretty easy to figure out. Congratulations, psycho!Quote:
Originally Posted by scrumpleberry
Thank you!
*scared my Sim will die without doing interesting :(*
HOLY HELL DAN!! WHY!!!
Keith is just so innocent, and evil Huxley just wants to violate him...
Poor Scrumple, my heart goes out to him. xD
Am I going to have to staple a piece of paper saying FEMALE to my forehead???
I be a lady :( Why can noone understand this? Tampons! Kittens! High heels! Sex and the City! Mood swings! Nail varnish! Chocolate! Hooray!
Seriously what guy would have a set like mine? (if he was highly effeminate he would have better taste and WHY WOULD PEOPLE NOT BE MISTAKING HIM FOR A GIRL?)
If you ever profess to like Sex and the City in this thread again I will kill your Sim so smurfing hard and then teabag her ghost. (Same goes for you, Shlup)