So why you going to get all uppity over a site? o_O
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Because you're an immigrant and a true American embraces the foreigners and does what he can to help them.
...right.
Is that not how the world works?
UESP needs a facelift and some breast implants, then I'll give it a go. Maybe.
Well, I killed Faendal last night. Caught him strolling out of my house like no one's business, again, and I'd finally had it. Followed him into the woods between Riverwood and Whiterun and shot him in the ass with an arrow. Then when he came at me I let my attorney, James F. Atronach, do all the talking.
I'm glad you showed that scoundrel what's up.
Did you get him to teach you how to use a bow before you tested your new expertise on him?
No, that would have been brilliant though! Have him teach me and then get my money back. Dammit! :argh:
That's a bummer. You missed out on 50 free levels in Archery, haha.
You can always use Aela for archery training. I think she's a higher level tutor anyway.
I hear you can just trade your money back with Companions, too.
I usually just pickpocket it back. Two birds with one stone.
That's pretty much what I've done with all the tutors. My pickpocket got up to 100 quite fast while getting a bunch of free levels in various things. :monster:
Just through 20K at a Master Destruction trainer because I'm impatient and want the Expert spells. Even though I knew I could afford it, I couldn't help but mourn spending my money. :(
And I couldn't just pickpocket it back because there's a 0% chance once the money gets too high. So, naturally, I tried killing her, but apparently she's essentially or whatever. :colbert:
Welp, I need a divorce.
Caught that mentally challenged woodcutter just staring at the side of my house a bit ago, then realized he was staring into a window. Then I thought "Huh, my wife's in there. She's also a whore..." and then I set him aflame with my fire breath. Nearby guard didn't like that too much, but I didn't care, I called down lightning upon him. Subsequently, lightning started hitting other people in the street, and this evolved into a full on bloodbath. No one, save for children or essentials, escaped my wrath. I even went up to Dragonsreach just to slap the Jarl around a bit. I especially enjoyed taking out my anger on Belethor. I did come back and I brought a fist full of fire with me!
Finally, I made my way into the Bannered Mare. I killed everyone I came into contact with, except for one man. Same Guevenne took one look at me, said something quite shrilly about a drinking contest, and practically punched me through the roof, thus ending my killing spree.
In truth, by the time I got to Sam I had completely forgotten what caused the spree to begin with, but I remembered once the game loaded my last save as I stood staring at the woodcutting simpleton watching stupidly at whatever was going on on the other side of that window as if nothing had ever happened.
I think maybe I'll just give my wife to Boethiah this time around, and run off to Solitude with Aela.