I hope Suarez smurfing chokes on the next person he sees fit to bite. How did he not get sent off for that?
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I hope Suarez smurfing chokes on the next person he sees fit to bite. How did he not get sent off for that?
Can't wait for Belgium v Uruguay. Luis will score a hat trick before literally killing Failaini and the shower of tears spewing forth from Bubba will quench my thirst until Luis wrecks the mancs again at Old Toilet.
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When asked how he found the Italian defence, Suarez will answer "Al dente"
When Suarez and Uruguay are finally smurfed out of this World Cup I am gonna make a celebratory post in every thread on this forum until I am eventually banned... but it'll be worth it.
Banned? No, you'll just be renamed "Cantona isn't fit to lace Suarez's boots" (because it's the truth)
THE LEGACY
Weird, the last game I watched him play all I could notice about Suarez was his enormous donkey-teeth.
And then he goes and bites someone with 'em. :p
I'm just going to shamelessly steal it:
CHEWY LUIS AND THE BLUES
(SPOILER) Disgrace to sport and I would love it if he is banned for life
Disgrace? What is wrong with you xD How is it anything but smurfing hilarious? Ban him? What, because the BBC's esteemed pundits say so? Balls to that, give him a medal. Football is entertainment and that was pure entertainment.
If you ban him, well, okay, but what he did is nowhere near dangerous as what Marchisio did to get sent off or the elbow to the back of the neck the Uruguay keeper took or any number of high, late or reckless tackles in this match alone so better prepare to hand out a smurfton of bans. OH NO HE BIT HIM. How smurfing dreadful. Cancel the World Cup, Our Beautiful Game is dead.
Bunch of pearl clutchers.
I think the issue is the fact that it's the third time he's done it. It's not just some horrendous challenge, the bloke is a smurfing mental vampire.
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Oh I certainly agree, I just fail to see how that's a bad thing.Quote:
Originally Posted by Jess
Maybe it's just me. I also smurfing loved the Zidane headbutt and went mental for the De Jong kung fu kick. And heck that was on one of my all time favourite players and I still loved it.
Greece v Ivory Coast, what smurfing drama! 92nd minute penalty, all or smurfing nothing. Shame to some extent, Greece are boring as smurf and I like the Toure brothers, but god damn, this is the World Cup that keeps on giving. Definitely the best group stage I've ever witnessed.
Either Greece or Costa Rica in the QF, nobody predicted that.
The all South American clashes are smurfing tasty, Uruguay - Colombia and Brazil - Chile.
Makes you long for the days when guys would just headbutt each other in the chest.
I'm glad Uruguay are through, but it's the end of the road for them against Columbia.
My running theory: Suarez did this as a favor to his English Liverpool teammates so their flat showing will go unnoticed now.
Seriously though.... I am beyond words. Will this be it for him at the World Cup? In England? Cash plus Sanchez isn't looking too bad right now if only to put the headaches to bed.
Columbia looks scary good. James Rodriguez may be the player of the tournament thus far. Unless Suarez somehow avoids a ban, I think Uruguay go no further.
Really looking forward to USA-Germany. I'm sensing a draw, I just hope it's not a scoreless one.
Take care all.