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Because they're all stupid and put their fingers in a plug socket, every day, twice!
What's the meaning of the words "Final Fantasy"?
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Final- The last of a series or group
Fantasy- Fabrication
Why doesnt Seymour stay dead the first time I kill him? WHY DOES HE HAVE TO COME BACK ON MT. GAGAZET?
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He doesn't feel like staying dead, of course.
Why does Cecil answer qustions with unrelated statements?
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Because he doesn't want to give it away. >.<
How come moogles and chocobos never evolved, even a little bit, throughout the whole time of Final Fantasy?
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They don't go through Pubirty like us humans.
How come each FF villian always wants to take over the world.
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because they wanted to take over the local playground but bigger boys had already got there and were smoking and saying swears so they all got scared and decided to take over the world instead.
whose neck frilly (cravat?) thing is cooler: Zidane's one with the ribbon or Balthiers that looks like a doily
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Zidane's duh. It adds to his 'charming-ness' while Balthiers makes him look like he knitted his accessories in his grandma's basement.
Is Fran really a good name for a character in a fantasy?
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Fran is a "Frantastic" name for a ff character, reminicent of the random ones Like Cecil and Rosa and Vincent. its classy, and it is different from all the other random Veira names much like she is different from all the veira. Before it seemed a plain name but her great beauty makes it a better name. Plus Balthier says it in a nice way in his posh accent, its like "Fran fran fran fran fran fran" is every other word for him, makes it sexy.
What did Vincent do...alone...for all those years he was in a coffin
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You would probably be better off not asking that...
Why did Garnet cut her hair?
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Cos she had headlice, she got them off of Vivi even tho he has no hair.
who uses the most hair gel, Cloud with his original doom spike or seymour with his mental hair?
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Cloud by far. Seymour just gets Anima to do his hair for him. (SPOILER)Mummy's boy.
Why do so many FF girls suffer from chronic marysueness?
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Cuz the inspiration for the whole series was a woman named 'Mary-Sue' so they honored her by making all the females Mary-Sues.
What. The. Hell. Is up w/ Tifa's geeky hat and vest in the flashback?! I thought women were supposed to make outfits look good! She looks like she should be wrangling up some cattle instead of hiking in the mountains.
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Tifa just decided to wear the most fashonable clothes possible. But since Sephiroth did'nt like her clothes, she grew a hateing of Shinra and she joined Avalanche. The whole burning of her hoetown was just the cover story.
How does Wakka's hair stay in a perfect crest in the water?
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It's actually painted concrete.
How come Yuna doesn't drown in the kissing scene?
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Tidus really attempted to kill her off underwater, by suffocating her with his lips. Unfortunately her roboticness was too overwhelming.
What would Fran and Zell do on a lonely night?
