The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim

sam is best character b y far

I wish I could try and fight Sam, that'd be dope.

I've caught that stupid woodcutter leaving my house once before, while he seems to hang around my house quite a bit as well, and I don't like it one bit. It's at this point I'm thinking of divorcing Ysolda with the power vested in me by the State of Legendary Daedric Sword and marrying Aela.

sam is unkillable, you do know why right?

Yes, I've already received the Sanguine Rose. :roll2 That's exactly why I'd like to see what happens if I were to try and fight Sam.

He'd probably take a knee for a bit and then launch right back into kicking your ass.

I figured that much, but I want to see how he fights. I should just go to Morvunskar, since I think he's still hanging around inside.

Ugh, Belethor is another one. Annoying prick. Someone, somewhere in the Bethesda offices during the making of Skyrim, thought "well, we've got this amazing world filled with intrigue and adventure. As we all know, too much of a good thing can make gamers entitled pricks, so let's populate this magical land almost entirely with massive assholes." smurf Belethor, Nazeem, Lydia and everyone else in this godforsaken place.

Well, everyone except my new Khajiit follower (pro-tip: all followers are dicks to you, except the Khajiit ones). I've finally come to terms with the death of my last companion, Kharjo, and have decided that th best way to get past the whole thing is to deck out another Khajiit in his armour. J'zargo is my new partner in crime heroism, though I've now enchanted the armour to resist magic. Not falling for that old trick again!

I had to kill J'zargo to pass the first College of Winterhold quest. The teacher wouldn't shoot a spell at me, but after the 'unfortunate accident' that occured, we skipped that lesson and headed straight to the ruins.

That makes me physically sick. If that had happened to me, I'd have bought a PC and used console commands so that I could kill Tolfgir and pass the quest anyway.

What really sucks is I didn't think to have my companion wait away from the college, so she ended up 'helping me' kill the other students in my class.

If I were you, I'd just start again. :D J'zargo is worth it. His quest has you blowing yourself up.

I've been thinking of finally ditching Lydia for someone else. Followers get level capped to what you were at when you met them, right? I've had Lydia for over 30 levels, I'll have to enchant her armor to resist magic and maybe raise health should I wish to keep her.

They recap if you hire them again, I believe.

I feel like a superhero in Nightingale armor. The whole situation you find yourself getting it in feels like something right out of a comic book.

Now all you need to do is change the blood upon hit into "BIFF!"s and "POW!"s.