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Oh Shattered Dreamer. Oh thank god. Hold me in your strong arms. I have sinned.
Also can you do something about Spiderman? He keeps hacking my account and posting about poo. Perhaps you could mod-revive him then mod-kill him again to teach him a lesson. Cheers.
its not me thats posting it, its batman. i am right 9/10 times so you should believe me. batman wrote this:
poo poo poo poo
i want it as a starter
yummy crinkle cut beetroot and poo sandwich
I could PM you the identity of who played as Spiderman & you could torture them yourself but I reckon that could be a little mean :lol:
This is exactly what I am talking about. Screw you, Spiderman :argh:
Well Well, little ladies and gentlemen, a lot appears to have happened since I was last in the thread! I wish I could be more active but my jockstraps don't wash themselves you know. Terrible pain to deal with, those things, the sweat sticks right in there. Can smell it miles off. Mmmmm MMmmm.
Anyway, after having a read of the thread and knowing what I know, I am entirely uncomfortable with one of you in particular, and seeing as it seems to be the in fashion thing to do in this game, I guess I will reveal my own hand and present my theories on the guy I am uncomfortable with! Namely, Venom! Yes that's right tounge boy, it's you. And no, this isn't just revenge for you picking on little old newbie me in the start and then ignoring my questions to you. You are entirely suspicious and there is plenty that does not add up about you. Let's get into it, shall we?
First thing's first, you claim you are a detective. You also claim that there is a serial killer, which is why there were two night kills on the first night, and that the reason there was no second kill last night was either a lucky shot from a protective role or both targetted the same victim. These are all entirely reasonable claims! What is not, however, is your claim that the serial killer is not able to be night killed. Why would this be the case? A serial killer that can only be lynched would be quite overpowered, and especially so if for example the one who got lynched or shot on the first day was the detective, which you claim to be. It would take a spiderman level stupid player to fail to win the game as a night invincible serial killer if the detective had died so early. You also claim to have more "tricks up your sleeve" but what are they, exactly? You might not want to reveal your cards but I don't think you even have any more, and you're just trying to bluff your way into earning everyones trust. Not having it, old boy, not having it at all. :)
I also disagree with your assessment that there is no way it could have been a one-shot vig because it would have had to been a potshot. Lex Luthor's actions on day one were pretty dumb for a mafia, and if there did happen to be a one-shot vig it is entirely likely that they could have seen Lex's actions at the end of the day, thought "no, he's a scum, not having that" and popped him. At the very least, it's as reasonable as an idea that there is a detective and serial killer which you're so desperately trying to push onto us.
Now, while those are mainly counterpoints and nitpicking to your previous posts, let me get onto the reasons for the bulk of my suspicions of you.
First of all, let me make clear that I am asserting that Venom is a Mafia. While Brucie's serial killer scenario #3 is also plausible, I personally believe Venom is a scum. I do not believe there is a serial killer. I believe that Venom is a very sneaky scum who saw an opportunity on day 2 to latch on to a second night kill with a daring plan to hide the fact that he is scum by quickly planting seeds for a serial killer and then claiming to be a detective at a later date. This was helped by the fact that Spiderman was useless and decided to throw that out there before he got killed. (Seriously, why is anyone paying any attention to spiderman? was anything he said right in this game? he was another invincible guy who could have survived if only he didn't play like a penis. come on now.)
My reasons for this? Well, I guess it's because...and it pains me to tell you this, my dear townies...but the reason Doctor Doom died? ME! ALL ME! :( Yes, it's true. This Captain of America lives up to the proud tradition and sprayed friendly fire in Eyeson's town. Well, kind of. You see, I am the Bus Driver! At night time I get to name two players and switch them around with each other, so any night action that targets one affects the other. Now, I am and was certain that Bane is not scum. I believe he is a good old townie like the rest of us. Doctor Doom, however, I mistakenly believed to be suspicious and believed him to be scum. So, last night, I decided to switch Bane around with Doctor Doom hoping that should the scum target Bane, Doctor Doom would take the hit and the mafia would be down another man! Well, I was half right. :shobon: So I am torn. I am confident that Bane is now a Townie, because the mafia were gunning for him last night. And I am upset that Doomie was vanilla and is dead. Sorry! however, this is besides the point.
Upon realizing what had transpired, I read the thread only to find that Venom has started going after Bane for no apparent reason, other than Bane disagreeing with his "detective/serial killer" theory, only to then quickly change his mind later on and do a generic "lol inactive *vote*" tactic. What this says to me, knowing what I know about Bane dodging a bullet last night, is that Venom is a scum who came on to see that their hit had not worked, proceeded to tit the bed and immediately try and find a way to get Bane offed thinking that he must be some kind of power role and rushing into plans to try and get him lynched. Then, later on, other scum convince him to back off while they try to work out exactly what's just gone on in case Bane has something up his sleeve they don't know about, hence Venom's U-turn into "lol inactive" territory.
and there you have it, my friends! Those are my thoughts, my theories and my reasoning for:
##Vote Venom
You are free to agree, disagree, discuss or disregard my post as you please. I apologise for it being so long, but I had a lot to say. As for you, Joker, all I have to say is: R.I.P Heath Ledger.
Whatever happens now matters not to me, this is what I think is going on, if you want to lynch me feel free, because my roleclaim will be shown to be truthful and then you can look more seriously at what I've presented to you all. I also look forward to Venom's response and hope he can prove me wrong, but I doubt it, you scummy awful man! Just wait until I get my body triangle locked onto you! I will pitter patter your face with shoulder barges! MEOW
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Originally Posted by [M] Captain America
alright i've had enough of this now i'm SICK of being the BUTT PIECE of all your jokes!Quote:
Originally Posted by [M] Captain America
i'm a 9 out of 10 player i do NOT have to take this kind of poo from a newbie like you! when i next host mafia i am picking you to be a suicidal townie!
##unvote: Superman
##vote: Captain America
I MAY BE DEAD BUT I CAN STILL HURT YOU!!!!
You sure are a 9/10 player The Spiderman, 9 out of 10 posts you make are dumb and the 1/10 was all Lynxie baby. MEOW!
I think your just a jester you jestery jokester man. I will drown you with my saliva and spidar webbings. I will make love to you like I would a camel. You will fear the name of spidar man.
Ahhhhh!
Now he's even voting! Seriously, why on earth is this person allowed to hack my account? Is this why he did not want people to know who he was?!
##unvote: Captain America
I don't care but this game has just hilarious just to watch :lol:
Look, MAFIA, RIPPER, I am addressing you directly here with a very real proposal.
At some point, Spiderman is going to replace back into this game.
I want his ass dead. So incredibly dead.
What I offer you in return is my compliance with your takeover of the town. You know who I am. What I can do. And to be honest with you, I think a couple of you are making it slightly obvious who you are. I've left you alone because, well, you've left me alone. Live and let die. But now I need something from you.
When I give the order, kill the Spiderman replacement. I want him dead, gone, never ever to take part in this game again. I'll leave you alone in the meantime as a gesture of good faith. Deal?
I don't have a lot of time right now, but just in case I can't be on later, I'd like to say Superman's last second vote for me yesterday was really, really weird.
On top of the fact that there was no reasoning behind it, he hadn't been active all day, and it was the last moment and Spider-man was leading everyone by like four votes and there was no way a vote for me at that point could have done anything anyway.
I'm not sure if it's suspicious or he's just a bad player.
Daaaawww Capn :3 I'ma have to get you something if you're telling the truth. Saving me like that? That's so nice! A baby krogan? I bet you'll like a baby krogan :D
Something doesn't sit right with me about Venom knowing that the SK has night kill immunity. Knowledge is power, and so he's got two powers, plus hinting at more.
ONCE MORE UNTO THE BREACH
##vote: Venom
Oh you guys! :aimkiss: Vote for me then, try and lynch me; all you would be doing is throwing away your opportunity to lynch someone significantly more guilty than I! I know the Ripper has night kill immunity because I was told as such, and because he is not your typical vanilla serial killer! Alas, tonight will be my last night with you all, for I will surely be dead by the day after tomorrow. Work with me people; I have painted myself a target to buy you time and give you valuable information. My death might aid you, but not like this - heaven's no!