Originally Posted by Jiro
Snarkiest member, huh? With eight nominees, you’d think this place was a cesspit full of jackasses who were always smurfing rude to each other. It’s like we’re all one big collection of YouTube comments. Not something to be proud of, but I suppose the members we have nominated for this award probably pride themselves on the fact that people think they’re assholes. So let’s take a look at our nominees, shall we? Let’s see if we can discover some kind of evidence as to why they’re smurfing obsessed with pissing people off.
First up is Psychotic. Psychotic is not snarky. Maybe in the past he was. But the man has aged and in his old age he has become way too mellow. Sure, he still knows how to be a complete dick, but his snarky streak has definitely subsided.
krissy isn’t snarky. How do you people even come up with this tit? krissy is more funny than he is snarky, easily, so I don’t even understand how you dicks didn’t nominate him for that. I swear to god, you must be stunted. Did your parents beat you and blame their alcoholism on you or something?
Raistlin is an arrogant know-it-all. Snarky is probably a word I would use to define him, but it only inflates his ego even more. Nobody wants that to happen because he might actually make a decent, heartless, lawyer man and if he can’t fit his head in the goddamn doorway then how’s he gonna get into the courtroom?
Quin. Are you smurfing kidding me? You cannot nominate Quin for being snarky. The only time his words have any bite is when you call him Harle and even then his only real talent is making fun of Iceglow. Everyone can do that though, it’s hardly a unique trait. Sometimes I wonder if you imbeciles are just pretending to have brains.
Mirage can be snarky but I’m still completely confused as to how he got nominated. He posts very infrequently and is most active in chat. Although, perhaps some chatters became so dissatisfied with his behaviour that they made the long trek here to nominate him as some kind of insult. I suppose it helps that probably 90% of his posts are being snarky anyway. Goddammit Mirage.
I have a feeling that Sylvie’s pretty tame around us. Can sense that there’s a fire just waiting to be unleashed. So to be nominated for snarkiest member already is just kind of terrifying as a concept. I do not want to be on the receiving end of a barrage from Sylvie. It would probably be intriguing and disturbing as well as highly offensive and direct.
Bunny is often accused of being a snarky smartass. Probably too much, really. For all his snarky behaviour, he’s way too nice a guy. Plus, with a name like Bunny, it’s hard to take him seriously. I mean can you imagine an angry rabbit? It just becomes cute. Bunny’s a cute dude too. He didn’t visit me though. smurf you man, that really hurts :(
We have a single female entrant on this list which is strange considering the interactions I’ve had with females in the past. Women are, in my experience, masters at being snarky when they want to be. Not that they always are, don’t be accusing me of sexism here you smurfers. But Shlup has that natural ability and if you smurf with her she will smurf you right back. In the face. With her words. Sharp words. Like a pointy rock.
We have a couple snarky bastards in the list so I guess you aren’t as smurfing stupid as you all look, but christ on a bike you need to get your acts together. Let’s have a better lot of nominees next time. Or maybe just a better lot of nominators and voters. I feel like the only sane one in here sometimes.
