Pfft, you'd be my first target. Unless you wore that costume... you know the one.
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In my day moderators wouldn't have even dared post in a thread like this, for fear of the private beatings they'd receive at the hands of the admins.
And we all made posts on stone tablets.Quote:
Originally Posted by Unne
It's good that over 10,000 people realize the fact that I would win by sucking the life out of the staff members.
Sucking something out of the staff members anyway.
Can I be a staff member for about five minutes please?
No. Now go away.
I love you too, Shlup.
Where is the love? Though anyways in my honestly(stupid) opinion Ck's would win. Hands down.
I know you wanted to be a staff member again just so you could get some from me. But no matter how many times you get married on my birthday, NO means NO. You'll just have to live with it.Quote:
Originally Posted by Shluppy
As soon as the Administrators and CKs finish their bloody, hellish battle royale, I'd lauch a rebellion and crush the weakened survivors, then claim EoFF for my own.
But don't tell anyone, it's a secret.
CKs generally don't have enough power to become uppity snobs like some of the Administrators... yet. Administrators tend to be a grumpy, surly bunch, who grudgingly do their job with contempt, but also abuse their power sometimes. (Please see the polls with 9999 votes for an example of this.) I would say that some of the administrators, such as Loony Bob and Leeza, actually do their jobs well and with politeness, but some others (I won't name names) have lost some of their their tact and respect for regular members over the years IMO.
The CKs, however... most of them are downright nice and helpful. Either the powah (as Bunny calls it) hasn't warped them yet, or perhaps they're just better people.
I don't know who would win in a "survivor battle", but I hope that it would be the CKs.
EoFF would enter a grand war era that rivals any war ever conjured by the destructive mind of human authors. EoFF would quite literally implode and then there would only be the Yahoo! Slurp Spiders and the Google Bots to wage their silent, misrepresented war...
Eventually everyone would get bored, and Christmas would have to draw some amazing comics through Manus' eyes.