By killing off all your party members so that she has room to fit in.
Who's Garland?
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By killing off all your party members so that she has room to fit in.
Who's Garland?
He's a love machine, created by Terrans, but then he deciced to destroy and ressurect all of them so they can be his love machines.
Why Steiner always is nice to Vivi?
Because he's secretly gay
why does Eiko fancy Zidane?
she has zidane's tail and penis mixed up, that's why.
how come the ragtime mouse only shows up in forests?
He has a fetish for trees.
Why is there only one ridable chocobo in the whole game?
He's a murder-chocobo, who wiped out, eated and removed them from the body in a sh*t form.
What is Brahne special combat ability?
Eat.
Seriously, what is Brahne's special combat ability?
Flatulance, acquired after Eat
Why is Steiners mouth bigger then his sword?
because he has a small sword
why is Garland real old?
Garland rape everyone who asks for his age...
How can I make Vivi a real boy?
find a fairy
Why is Cloud's sword in the Lindblum shop?
because the wepon shop owner really like him....
why does Zidane have a tail?
take make up for the lack of *other* appendiges
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why is Omza a sphere?
Because he was a marble ball in his past life.
Why is Ozma so colorful?
Powerballs are MADE that way!
how does quina reproduce?