1 - Raistlin (Now with 35% more Canada-bashing)

You guys are all going about it wrong anyway, sillies! Insulting Raist just pleases him. If you really want to bother him, then you basically have to mention various scenarios of him being all affectionate & lovin' with the menfolk. Especially if it involves Huxley and tentacles. Trust me, it works every time.

Well, that, or be me. :jess:

This dumb Canadian is nothing at all like Raistlin. :)

Technically, on a scale of 1 to 10, a 5.5 would be half a Raistlin.

I'd vote for that if it was an option. :(

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Originally Posted by Odd Eye

Technically, on a scale of 1 to 10, a 5.5 would be half a Raistlin.

I'd vote for that if it was an option. :(

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There will be no fence-sitters!

I'd say my Raistlinity is about a 9. I shall carry the torch of reason, once Raistlin is old and feeble, sitting in his rocking chair shooting at school children. I look forward to the day.

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Originally Posted by Levian

You mean how I increase it? Stepping in dog poop, running out of toilet paper, etc.

Decreasing = Pizza

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Pizza definitely does decrease your Raistlinity, because he likes really gross FAKE pizza like Dominos, and people in Norway are too pure to eat that gross stuff, so they eat the proper flat crust pizza of motherland Italy. :bigsmile:

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Originally Posted by Rye

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Originally Posted by Levian

You mean how I increase it? Stepping in dog poop, running out of toilet paper, etc.

Decreasing = Pizza

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Pizza definitely does decrease your Raistlinity, because Raistlin likes really gross FAKE pizza like Dominos, and people in Norway are too pure to eat that gross stuff, so they eat the proper flat crust pizza of motherland Italy. :bigsmile:

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If that's true, then maybe I really am more of a 6 or 7. What's wrong with fake food?

Also try not giving a damn about what people think, that's the most anti-Raistlin thing I can think of.

I'm not at all like Raistlin.:(

God I just want to kill you all so bad right now.

Also Joel, Vincent TG and Raistlin shut the hell up. You hurt my brains.

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Originally Posted by GooeyToast

I shall carry the torch of reason, once Raistlin is old and feeble, sitting in his rocking chair shooting at school children. I look forward to the day.

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Are you posting through some sort of time distortion? Perhaps your words are being telegrammed from 1850, the days of Raistlin's youth.

You all annoy me. Raistlin, too.

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Originally Posted by Psychotic

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Originally Posted by GooeyToast

I shall carry the torch of reason, once Raistlin is old and feeble, sitting in his rocking chair shooting at school children. I look forward to the day.

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Are you posting through some sort of time distortion? Perhaps your words are being telegrammed from 1850, the days of Raistlin's youth.

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It is my time already then? Well, that is excellent indeed.

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Originally Posted by Psychotic

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Originally Posted by GooeyToast

I shall carry the torch of reason, once Raistlin is old and feeble, sitting in his rocking chair shooting at school children. I look forward to the day.

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Are you posting through some sort of time distortion? Perhaps your words are being telegrammed from 1850, the days of Raistlin's youth.

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Yeah, seriously. I would say that it's almost a creepy Anna Nicole Smith type thing, but that joke's inappropriate now. :cry:

I'm like 4 on the Raistlin scale but only because I like Domino's Pizza. I prefer Pizza Express (which Rye is as close to a proper pizza as you can get in the uk) However I settle for Domino's easily.