wishing game - ONE POST IN TEN ONLY!1!!!1!

Granted. you're now and angsty young man, jamming in a garage, with flowers growing out of your head.

I wish I had a death ray!

Granted. But the death ray backfires and kills you instead. =[

I wish I could pass my exams. =[

Granted. But you get a time-consuming office job because of your performance and never see anything but your desk and your work again.

I wish I could give someone else my wish.

granted, but it has to be your spilt personality

I wish to have an extened weekend

Been then what would happen to the week day? :eek:

I wish PuPu's usernotes where OVER NINE THOUSAND!

Granted, but he'll be banned for being too heavy on EOFF.

I wish I can be up to someone's expectations.

Granted, but with your wish will come fame, and pressure. People will be asking for the follow-up. The Daily Mail will never leave you alone! You'll be constantly hounded by the paparazzi! There'll never be any peace. Even while you're walking down the beach with your discretely pregnant Brazillian girlfriend.

"You can come after me," you shout. "You can harrass me but leave her out of it! She is just an ordinary lingerie model."

...

I wish Black Books were on the TV right now.

Granted, but the power goes out after 2 minutes.

I wish for a Gibson SG guitar with strings, pickups, an amp, picks, and the electricity needed for it to work, with no way for them to not work in any way.

Let's see THAT backfire.

granted, but an angry mob makes you give it to ozzy fudd cuz he broke his. oh, you never get it back.

I wish to see the look on Poetically Pathetic's face when they see I screwed up their wish

Do you not know that Poetically Pathetic Distressed will turn your to stone?

(Ha Ha! Sculpture Boy!)

I wish I was an Oscar ameyer Weiner!
(Try to make that somehow worse than it already is, babes!
And don't you forget that I want it!
I want it bad!)

granted, but it's over 3 years old and has maggots crawling over the edible remains. Do you still want it?

I wish for world peace

granted then nukes are mysteriously launched at every country

I wish I knew exactly what my dreams meant

Granted but you find out that they mean in seven days you'll be watching TV and a little girl will come out of the screen and kill you.

I wish the next person doesn't use my wish against me.

You wish nothing, you get nothing. Would you like fries with that?

I wish to know the mystery of the island in Lost.

granted but you are sucked to it without any previous knowledge

I wish I knew of a proxy server that worked