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I got told a couple of jokes the other day:
How do you get 4 Popes into a car?
Take off their hats.
and
Why did the Monkey fall out of the tree?
It was dead.
Why did the second Monkey fall out of the tree?
It was stapled to the first Monkey.
Why did the third Monkey fall out of the tree?
Peer pressure.
If I was a letter, then...
Wait, I is a letter. Damn it.
That was a crap version of a great joke I once heard.
Funny, but not as funny as the old lady one.
Then tell the lady one.
I can't remember it. :(
But it was basically the same as that, but with a Canadian bank manager's testicles, instead of pissing.
One word, LOL
I love baps.
The bread kind.
Now that everyone has agreed that that joke rawks teh wrld, what are we to do now?
LOL!! :D Painfully funnier than the Bar Room Jokes I read in FHM!! :lol: