Quotes in-and-out of context

I've said worse :|

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Originally Posted by Darkswordofchaos

walked into the stripper changing room trying to get service

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Rye: I can now say that I've fellated the leaning tower of pisa. :x

I was over at a friend's house with another one of my buddies and had walked out to get a glass of water. I returned while he was, I pray, in the middle of telling a story because the only part I caught was "I screwed my sister."

Jessweeee: "It's so hard for me to find love when everyone assumes I'm a lesbian!"

A friends mom has very bad english and told the condo repair man to

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Go to bedroom, we have lick the rooster!

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She meant go to the bedroom to repair a leak on the roof :p

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Originally Posted by vivi_lover666

Jessweeee: "It's so hard for me to find love when everyone assumes I'm a lesbian!"

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Out of context and accidentally sent to the worst person possible ;_;

it's okay, jesse, I, too, know what it's like to have everyone assume you are a lesbian.

That's why I learned to sew demin vests.

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Originally Posted by Jessweeee♪

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Originally Posted by vivi_lover666

Jessweeee: "It's so hard for me to find love when everyone assumes I'm a lesbian!"

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Out of context and accidentally sent to the worst person possible ;_;

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I actually thought that was really cute because I assumed that you had MEANT to send it to me. >.>;

*bighugs*

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Originally Posted by bunny

My girlfriend doesn't like the big booms that happen during the especially bad ones that we get a lot around here. We're currently experiencing one but it should be over in a couple minutes.

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Bunny always has something good to say in between the lines. Evidently, he can post while "posting" too. Good show! ... kinda.

Oh man the amount of things that get said between me and Psy that taken out of context would have people laugh until they cry but I don't keep MSN logs these days :(

I gots another one
<sk> I'm suck a blonde

And, just like before, Bella’s face lit up like a kid’s on Christmas morning. Like I’d
brought her the greatest gift ever.
It was so unfair.
“Jacob,” she breathed. “You came.”

While at Target with a male friend that enjoys boasting about the size of his manlihood, we came across an oversized desk calculator, about as big as a standard sheet of paper. I walked over and oogled it a bit, and when he asked why I was so intrigued by it, I automatically replied, "It's just...so...big!!"

I quickly realized my mistake as his mouth slowly turned upwards into a smile of epic proportions, and quickly made my way out of the aisle while he burst out laughing behind me.

hsu: now she'll hit me extra hard because saglet's in you in me and she really wants to beat him up