2007 EoFF Elections: The Home Streeeeeetch

Yeah Psy, I wouldn't be surprised if we lose even if we have most of the best material...

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Originally Posted by PAUL wiki

Real name: Paul Von Handsomestein
Nick names: Psychotic, Fizzlebo McFlufferbunny, Psychotic With A Hat, Neurotic.
Birth: April 30, 1987
Registration: August 15, 2002
Knighted: May 5, 2006

Psychotic was born almost two decades ago while his parents were performing a duet at the Eurovision song contest dressed as schoolgirls with soaking wet shirts. He spent the next few years of his life living and working in a monastery somewhere in China building balance and upper-body strength, before signing up for a voyage to England, where he hoped to open a Chinese take-away that also incorporated human flesh and other Canadian delicacies. Unfortunately, he found the Chinese take-away market swamped, and lived as a hermit somewhere in Wales for a bit. Here he learned of a coming evil from an old Welsh fortune teller, telling him that the Avrilocalypse would come, and that he alone could stop this. Prior to "discovering" this, he had taken up sniffing glue and drinking lighter fluid. Anyway, after waking up in a place resembling Sea World in a rather compromising position, he knew it was his mission to move back to England, requisition a computer from an elderly couple as they happily took their new purchase from PC World to their car, join EoFF, and start BAoTW as a means of revolution. The rest, as they say, is history.

Defining Quote:


"I needed a superhero identity, but I decided it needed to reflect my costume, and so I became hoody man, with the power to put my hood up to show that I mean business. I can hear the crims talking now. "Whoa, hoody man has his hood up! He clearly means business, so let's stay away!" I appointed my smurfed up watch to be my sidekick, because I think it would annoy supervillains if they got to their location of evil over an hour before they had to actually do evil."


Awards Won:

Ciddies:

Forums Staff Highwind Award — End of Year 2006 Ciddies
Best Custom Title — Mid-Year 2006 Ciddies
Funniest Member — Mid-Year 2006 Ciddies
MLT Be driving the bus — Mid-Year 2006 Ciddies
Best Veteran — End of Year 2005 Ciddies
Best Poster — End of Year 2005 Ciddies
Best Spammer — End of Year 2005 Ciddies
Funniest Member — End of Year 2005 Ciddies
Best Male — Mid-Year 2005 Ciddies
Best Spammer — Mid-Year 2005 Ciddies
Funniest Member — Mid-Year 2005 Ciddies
Most likely to get together (split with Monkey) — Mid-Year 2005 Ciddies
Best Male — End of Year 2004 Ciddies
Best Spammer — End of Year 2004 Ciddies
MLT Be driving the bus — End of Year 2004 Ciddies
Be the leader of an EoFF underground — June 2004 Ciddies

Multi-Ciddies:

3 time Best Spammer
3 time Funniest Member
2 time Best Male
2 time MLT Be driving the bus

Others:

Mr Eyes on Final Fantasy — 2003
EoFF Decathlon — 2005
Famous Ciddies Quotes:


"That's suprising. But happy. Very happy. *checks who I am up against... and winces* I am soooooooo going to come last."

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SO WHO'S THE VICTOR? WHO'S THE MOST AWESOME! WHO! WHO? :mad2:

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Originally Posted by Psychotic

Oh predicting elections is easy. Observe:

We will somehow lose by one vote. That's what always happens.

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Hey, I'm meant to be the underdog competitor here. Quit knicking my style boi!

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Originally Posted by Christmas

:blahblah:

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Notice that no electoral victories are on there!

And stop living in the past you old bat.

Most recent Ciddies.
Christmas:
* Best Member
* Best Female
* Best Regular
* Evilest Member
* Best Avatar
* Best Signature
* Funniest Member
* Weirdest Member
* Most Likely To Win a Ciddie for the very first time
* Most likely to get together (split with Old Manus)

Psychotic:
Zero Ciddies hurray hurray!

took you 1 Ciddies sessions to do what I achieved in 4. :strut:

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Originally Posted by Captain Maxx Power

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Originally Posted by Psychotic

Oh predicting elections is easy. Observe:

We will somehow lose by one vote. That's what always happens.

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Hey, I'm meant to be the underdog competitor here. Quit knicking my style boi!

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Oh no don't worry. We're always the favourites, too. That is precisely why we lose.

Actually I just realised that I'll be going away the day the voting stops (the monday). When are the actual results going to be published (baring extension due to low voter turn-out?).

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Originally Posted by Christmas

SO WHO'S THE VICTOR? WHO'S THE MOST AWESOME! LET THE DOGS OUT? WHO! WHO? :mad2:

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Fixed.:greenie:

I DESERVE TO BE NOTICE!!!!!!!!!!!:mad2:

I predict that at least 70% of ballots will be spoiled. That is to say, they will be spoiled in the sense that they will not vote for The Party in every category. Democracy doesn't work, guys!

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Originally Posted by Ultima Shadow

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Originally Posted by Christmas

SO WHO'S THE VICTOR? WHO'S THE MOST AWESOME! LET THE DOGS OUT? WHO! WHO? :mad2:

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Fixed.:greenie:

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I'm amazed that the once mighty Party has seemingly lapsed into a self-depricating melancholy about their believed imminent defeat. Then again, Psy said it, so the rest of you have to fall in line I suppose. Bloody Elitists :rolleyes2

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Originally Posted by Captain Maxx Power

I'm amazed that the once mighty Party has seemingly lapsed into a self-depricating melancholy about their believed imminent defeat. Then again, Psy said it, so the rest of you have to fall in line I suppose. Bloody Elitists :rolleyes2

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There's nothing self-deprecating about it. There's nothing wrong with our party, and we fully deserve to win these elections. It's the system that's the problem, as past elections have shown. In 2005, for instance, the BAoTW Party received the most votes in total, and fully deserved to be crowned the victor; yet it was cruelly denied by our broken system. The will of the people was blatantly ignored, and EoFF had to suffer another year of Newbie/#eoff tyranny. The following year, when the elections were a two horse race between the Hot Air Balloons Are Actually Pretty Neat Party and TUTU, the powers that be didn't even allow the event to get to the voting stage. This colossal failure of democracy meant that the people were screwed again, and the rightful winners were denied their place as supreme overlords of EoFF. Knowing this, it's not entirely unreasonable to assume that events will conspire against The Party this time around, and that the injustice of previous years will repeat itself.

I know for a fact that Diebold machines are easily tampered with. This election was a sham, a sham I tell you!

Wait... Oh, we're talking about EoFF elections ? Nevermind... ;)

Nevertheless: Demand paper ballots!!!!!!

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Originally Posted by Captain Maxx Power

I'm amazed that the once mighty Party has seemingly lapsed into a self-depricating melancholy about their believed imminent defeat.

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The history of the elections really does speak for itself.

I've decided to aim for coming second by one vote, which I can suggest was influenced by the Rad duo's obvious favouritism towards the BAMF Party. Should this outcome occur, it will be the greatest victory we've ever achieved and it'll end in a lot of celebratory mass spamming and a triumphant banning spree of the supposed "winners".

smurfing foa. She's like some sort of bad luck charm for me. Megan, you stay the smurf out of the elections next year. I mean it. :irked:

Someone launch the ban-cannon!

HEY!!!!!!! TEAM LEADER!!!!!!!! WHAT KIND OF ATTITUDE IS THAT!!!!!! WE HAVE TO SHOW THESE SMURFING LOSERS THAT WE ARE THE TRUE WINNER REGARDLESS OF VOTE!!!!!!!!! SMURF THE SYSTEM!!!!!!! LONG LIVE THE PARTY!!!!!!!!!!!