If your internet could talk, what would it say?

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Originally Posted by Giga Guess

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Originally Posted by Nominus Experse

It's either me or the girl.

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LOL! "Look up porn or the girl gets it. Don't smurf with me, man! I'm a CPU on the edge!"

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You know, based on my computer's antics as of late, you may be perfectly correct in that...

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Originally Posted by Cim

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Originally Posted by Nominus Experse

It's either me or the girl.

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This isn't a "If your Diablo 2 game could talk to you, what would it say thread" Nom. ;c)

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More than half the time I spend on the internet is on that cursed game...

Dammit, I hate that game.




I need my girlfriend to rescue me, it would seem....

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It's either me or the girl.

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Do anything you want to the girl, just don't hurt me ;-;

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Originally Posted by sephirothishere

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It's either me or the girl.

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Do anything you want to the girl, just don't hurt me ;-;

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Is this for all girls or just your girlfriends? 'cause that would mean I get it too if it's for all girls :( And what exactly am I getting? I mean, come on! I'm innocent, really! :cry:

"I am your Father!"

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Is this for all girls or just your girlfriends? 'cause that would mean I get it too if it's for all girls And what exactly am I getting? I mean, come on! I'm innocent, really!

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I'm a pretty boi, I don't want to be ruffed up by any gangsters, so I surrender the girl. :D It's a good system that I have.

"I'm calling the cops!" is probably the most likely response...

Are you STILL posing as a 14 year old teen...

"GET THE HELL OUTTA HERE!"

I'm glad my computer doesn't talk!

EOFF LOL

Please turn the webcam off or get some clothes on!!

It would most likely be telling not just me nigh on every internet user to shut the hell up. Seriously, if you were being forced to 'hear' every single thing that is said online and also being forced to provide stupid pointless (or incorrect) information to people over and over, you'd probably be a pretty pissed off kind of guy/girl/bot/whatever.

Itd say: ......oh god stop playing on the internet and sleep!!!...........WHY WON'T YOU SLEEP???? OMG, WHY WON'T YOU PULL THE PLUG ???? *sob* *sob*.....wha.....wha....what is that?......is that "Neopets"......you MONSTER, you FREAK OF NATURE ......... god you are sad............*sob* why won't I die *sob*

"The World is a nice place to live in, yet you're here, browsing my ground. Hey! Are you listening at all?!"

"PLEASE! Stop going to EoFF so much! The people there scare me!!!"

"stop with all the super metroid speed run videos and glitch faqs"

super metroid has consumed my life :O_O: