Oh :skull::skull::skull::skull:. That's an insult? My bad! I use that as a term of endearment. "Come here, sugar tits, before I smack you!"
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I don't insult, lest people talk about my hump.
*cue Fergie*
Go smurf a goat
Blackadder is naturally a great source for insults. In a similar vein to The Ceej's diphtheria one, I've always loved Blackadder's "Thank you, Darling and I hope your mother dies in a freak yachting accident."
Tard.
F**knugget.
There is not one word
NOT ONE WORD
That beats this when your really angry or annoyed.
NOT ONE smurfING WORD in the entire english language, with the grace and sophistication..
of calling someone a cúnt.
Most of my creative insults revolve around me making outlandish statements about my awesomeness. Some of my personal favourites include;
- I'm better than you, so feel free to find a rock to die under
- I might care if you didn't suck so much
- You're just jealous because I'm awesome and you suck
- You just keep on talking, I'll carry on doing something useful with my life
You're a towel.
Bite my shiny metal ass!! or Eat my shorts!!
I also use chump & chumpettes :/
I keep it highbrow. Usually I use so many advanced words that they sail over my target's head, who laughs along, thinking whatever it is, it must be witty. Unfortunately you people are generally too smart for me to attempt it here, and besides, the rules shun it - rightly so of course.
Chupa-Choop!
The Orbitz comercial has got me saying:
What the french toast!
and
Cootie Queen
and
Lint Licker!