Papa Was A Samurai: An Autobiography ~ Owain Garamonde
Yeah, I went there.
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Papa Was A Samurai: An Autobiography ~ Owain Garamonde
Yeah, I went there.
How to get in a love triangle for dumbies ~ Kain
I love my robot ~ Wakka
How to get my hubins/boyfriend to love me instead of his robot for dumbies ~ Lulu
Ways to piss your old man off ~ Tidus, updated by Rikku
Ways to piss your dead brother/s off ~ Wakka & Vaan
Ways to piss your wife/girlfriend off ~ wife version by cids, girlfriend version by Squall & Cloud
Ways to keep your man from sluts ~ Tifa, Garnet, Yuna & Penelo
Ways to have camo in Kingdom Hearts ~ Squall & co (FF crew in Kingdom Hearts only)
it could go on
i like shields - written by fighter ff1 (referance to 8-bit theatre)
happiness- written by squall leonheart edited by cloud strife
How to mysteriously vanish when FMV sequences start - By Vincent and Yuffie
Continuity Volume I: How To Make a Bulletproof Wall for your Parade Float - Edea
Continuity Volume II: How To Be Arrested by Hordes of Soldiers - Irvine Kinneas
Look 50 Years Younger- Fran
Travelling With Idiots- Paine
How to hook a princess- Zidane
It's hilarious that most of you guys still haven't grasped the concept of this thread.
Questing for Crystals - By Cloud, Squall, and Tidus
Red: A Fashionable Colour - Rydia
The Guide of the Modern, Independant Woman - Tome I: How to Avoid Being the Victim - Rinoa
Proper Grammar and You - Quina
Black: An Unfashionable Colour - Lulu
No excuses either, le faux homme cleared everything up on the first page.Quote:
Originally Posted by Necronopticous
It's not just about sticking to the rules either, as the above is what makes the books funny.Quote:
Originally Posted by Kawaii Ryűkishi
Also...
Rabbits.
And now, some more examples of the correct way to play this game:
The Art Of Humility by Seifer Almasy
Magic And Fun: Coming Up With Witty Lines To Say While Casting Your Magic by Lulu
English Volume III: The Proper Use Of Pronouns by Kimahri Ronso
The Anorexia Diet: Lose Pounds And Inches By Eating Nothing by Quina Quen
Versatility In Battle: There's More To Do Than Just Attack by Umaro
Musical Melee: How A Harp Can Realistically Be Used As An Effective Weapon by Edward
Relationships Volume I: The Best Ways To Maintain Good Status With Your Party Members by Reeve "Cait Sith"
Proper Introductions: Why It's Important To Give Your Name With An Introduction by Nanaki "Red XIII"
Self Control: Only You Can Control You by Edea
Will I come back with more? Probably not. But maybe.
Feasible Plotlines - Necron
Feasible Plotlines II - Ultimecia
English for Expert Users - Quina Quen
Adjectives 101 - Moguta
Kick the Habit: Kupo Nuts - Moguta
Continuity Volume III: Homicide Edition - Sephiroth, with review and notes by Aeris
Unlimited Power! - Jenova LIFE
How to Make Friends by Squall Leonhart
(I'm sure a lot more characters fit this, but Squall's the first that comes to mind :p)
Manners And Etiquette by Cid Highwind
Being Hospitable- How to Make Guests feel welcome in your Home also by Cid Highwind
How to Avoid Women by Edgar, Edge, Irvine, Zidane and Balthier
They aren't very good but whatyagonnado.:D
Responsible Foster Parenting: Why the Life of a Killer Mercenary is Right for Orphaned Children by Cid Kramer
Getting What You Deserve from Love and Relationships by Quistis Trepe
The Twin Arts of Charm and Chivalry by Laguna Loire