Man stuck in bathroom for four days O_o

I imagine it would be pretty hard to fake starvation and that whole 'white and shaking' thing that the cleaner pointed out sounds pretty reasonable. He's 55, so it's not like he could break the door down easily, too. He was at a place that is pretty much abandoned during the times he was there and in a bathroom that doesn't seem to get used very often. I know some bathroom doors (not the individual toilet doors, but the bathroom doors) are very hard to smash open anyway. I'm sure he would have thought it through in the four days.

It seems a viable story to me. I mean, it's weird, but if it wasn't weird you wouldn't be reading about it in the papers, now, would you? "I got stuck in the toilet for four hours" doesn't exactly make the news. Unless your Paris Hilton.

I'm sure the guy would have seen a doctor as well as the local news, though.

Weather or not he was in there, and saying I couldn't get out and had to spend four days in there, here would be my scedual.

Well first things first I would find every bit of text written on the wall, and then write a witty comeback to each and every one. Then I would probably write a bathroom poetry epic on par with The Inferno or Paradise lost. Then I would learn to appreciated the sturdiness of a good bathroom door and make a mental note to send a letter to the manufacture telling them that there handiwork is indeed top notch. After than I would muse about life, and living it for awhile. Then I would draw dirty pictures inside of every stall… I think that would be a pretty rich full day…

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Originally Posted by Dolentrean

Weather or not he was in there, and saying I couldn't get out and had to spend four days in there, here would be my scedual.

Well first things first I would find every bit of text written on the wall, and then write a witty comeback to each and every one. Then I would probably write a bathroom poetry epic on par with The Inferno or Paradise lost. Then I would learn to appreciated the sturdiness of a good bathroom door and make a mental note to send a letter to the manufacture telling them that there handiwork is indeed top notch. After than I would muse about life, and living it for awhile. Then I would draw dirty pictures inside of every stall… I think that would be a pretty rich full day…

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and then there were 3 more..

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Originally Posted by I'm my own MILF

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Originally Posted by The Ceej

Yeah, but as far as anyone knows, he was trapped there. Who's going to question a guy who yells, "Let me out! I've been in here for four days!" Who?

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A journalist. Which is what the BBC employs. To do journalistic things like checking facts before publishing a story.

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But reporters don't ask the tough questions anymore. They ask what they need to ask to get a story. Seriously. How many times, over the past seven years, have you seen a reporter question Bush on anything important? If the guy says he's been in there for four days, and they question that, and it turns out he was lying, they no longer have a story. I just can't believe a guy could be locked in a public restroom that long. It's not plausible.

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Originally Posted by Aerith's Knight

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Originally Posted by Dolentrean

Weather or not he was in there, and saying I couldn't get out and had to spend four days in there, here would be my scedual.

Well first things first I would find every bit of text written on the wall, and then write a witty comeback to each and every one. Then I would probably write a bathroom poetry epic on par with The Inferno or Paradise lost. Then I would learn to appreciated the sturdiness of a good bathroom door and make a mental note to send a letter to the manufacture telling them that there handiwork is indeed top notch. After than I would muse about life, and living it for awhile. Then I would draw dirty pictures inside of every stall… I think that would be a pretty rich full day…

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and then there were 3 more..

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Well for the rest of the time in there, I would try to put together a musical number with a great dance routine, you know... to prompt a room to spontaneously break into dance. I would start flushing toilets a lot to run up the water bill of the company that locked me in the bathroom, and then maybe wonder if I was missing scrubs, and reminisce on my favorite episodes... that is day 2

Write an epic R&B number in goodness knows how many parts, called 'Trapped in the Toilet'

If I were stuck in the bathroom, I would just s***.

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Originally Posted by Scarmiglione

If I were stuck in the bathroom, I would just s***.

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Please indulge me with more detail.

I'd TP the place.