Get rid of the filth.

i tried them all....the fires of mordor was the only option that even started to eliminate the dirt :(

I wanted to make this thread for years but thought it would be too creepy. Good thing Rye doesn't mind being seen as a creepy scary female girl person man.

I take showers. I read in the bathtub, but don't bathe in the bathtub (it's relaxing and expensive)

Only old people take baths.

Showers are quick and easy. *insert sexual reference here*