Originally Posted by
JKTrix
In public bathrooms where you have urinals on the walls, I'm more concerned with concealing myself than making noise. It's amazing how many people want to peek at you while you're taking care of business. In fact I usually try to go into a stall if there's one available just because of that.
I do find that I sometimes try to pee stealthily when I'm in someone's house, though. I aim for one of the sides of the bowl where the water doesn't reach and go at it. Makes a lot less noise.
I have really good aim.