Okay, I'm going to actually attempt to make a real response to things here instead of being overwhelmed by the entertaining combination of friendliness, craziness and what seems like self-pimping for the contest.
Sorry to burst your bubble, but Ouch! told me to make one the second I got my account, and I didn't actually know about User Notes until I posted this. It took me so long to getting around to posting because I wanted to make a new avatar and signature image.
Thanks for linking it, but I always make sure to read through the rules before posting anywhere.
Oddler, I don't have access to FFII. Dolentrean, you are obviously a stalker or internet predator as I've already stated because you are on the internet, so no. ^.^ (<./sarcasm>). Thanks to everyone yet again for the welcomes.
Finally, I would like to maintain that that the title of this thread is indeed clever, and that I hope that my assertive manner tricks someone.
Edit: Sorry, Psychotic, I'm not sure what made you think he listens to me, but I'll try anyway.