Me and Fonz just shot up Bowerstone. And then performed a whistling concert afterwards to make them like us again.
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Me and Fonz just shot up Bowerstone. And then performed a whistling concert afterwards to make them like us again.
Me: "Look, if you turn off the safety, everyone in town freaks out! lawl!"
Friend: *Shoots kid*
Me: "What! Why the smurf did you shoot my kid??? DDD:"
Friend: "LAWL"
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I've ALMOST got all the achievements. I suck horribly at the pub games, so I don't have the gambler yet.
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I need a few more though.
I thought it was absolutely AMAZING.
so like, i got married and had a kid.
and like, i'm a good person, i've got a halo and everything.
and what does my husband do to me? DIVORCES ME!
and then takes my kid! D:
i was upset. because i wasted loads of money on that stupid husband.
i even renamed him HUSBAND! :mad2:
so then i had to get another husband, and we had unprotected sex, and had a kid.
(apparently, i keep having boys)
and yeah.
the game is awesome. i'm like a third of the way through it. :D
Chesty is, without doubt, one of the greatest video game characters of all time.
Miss you so much, Chesty. I'm sorry we couldn't be Super Best Friends. :(
I loved the Brightwood Castle quest so much.Quote:
Originally Posted by Psychotic
XD
Chesty came back! My game probably glitched, but I could do the quest again. :jess: I like to think it was because (ending spoilers) (SPOILER)I chose the family, and brought all my loved ones back to life. I loved Chesty most of all!
It's funny, after going on a rampage in Oakfield on Faris's game and having max evil and max corruption, becoming a scabbed horned fiend in the process, I've been making donations to the Temple of Light and fiddling with the rents and now I have max good and max pure. I still make 12,000 every 5 minutes, which, compared to my original 15,000, is not much of a hit at all.
To celebrate, I shaved off my beard to get a look at my beautiful complexion. Well...the folks of Bowerstone began to call me ugly (even though my attractiveness was maxed out). I snapped. Maybe they had made fun of my make up too many times. Perhaps the constant swarm of random idiots demanding I marry them blocking me in became too much to bear.
Either way, I hatched a plan. I performed an impromptu Lute concert in the middle of Bowerstone. A very, very large crowd gathered. So I quickly slowed down time so none could escape, and unleashed a level 5 bolt spell. I killed 11 people with that one spell! Then, the slaughter began. Oh boy oh boy had it ever began. When I left Bowerstone Market for the Old town, my hair, and my dog's hair, went from bright gold to pure black, such was the extent of my murders.
The massacre of Old town was brutal. I'd smash down doors of houses, where parents would be cowering with their children, begging for mercy, begging for me to spare their lives. Your pleading only makes me want to kill you more, you know. Bang, bang, bang, bang.
Long story short, I'm pretty sure there's nobody in Bowerstone anymore.
My brother killed off Bowerstone in his game and screwed up the whole economy. Now everything costs WAY too much.
My character, however, is a shining beacon of light with a cute dog called Digby and I own half of Bowerstone Market and a couple of houses in Oakfield. I've been divorced twice because apparently if you don't visit your husband every five minutes it's counted as neglect.
PS: When I saw Oakvale, I almost cried. Seriously.:cry:
I want this game ;_;
Pay your husbands more. I can generally go quite a fair few days without touching them and they only go down by about 20%.Quote:
Originally Posted by Dr. Acula
.....good God, Psy.Quote:
Originally Posted by Psychotic