OOC: Ya know, we might just get along.
As for tama, something to do with rubbing the beards. =P
Sip some Jack Daniels and reminisce about the stand-out times over the past years.
Make him draw my picture while I pester him the whole time.
We'd watch porn but laugh at the acting and dialogue. :) Fun would be had by all. You can come, too.
Video games, preferably games that have Black Mages, and the spell Ultima.
I would wonder how the smurf I got trapped in said room, and after that, I'd divide the room and tell him to do whatever.
Stay on one side of the room.
I'd cry.
(j/k, I'd probably force you to play D&D and suffer from my awful GOD skills :P)
finger paint on the walls
Probably just cuddle and sleep.
Invent our own astrological system!