Seriously. How do you miss the pill? Are you retarded?
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Seriously. How do you miss the pill? Are you retarded?
I was busy >_> ... and I get distr- oooohhh!!!! shiney object!
Oh the comedy.
I was really drunk last night. I tore my pants.
Drunk. Decided it'd be a funny idea to post in the drunk thread. Burned my thumb so I can't type. Ow. Good night everyone.
Improved conversation skills, the ability to feel no embarrassment. Making new friends and/or losing good friends. Super saiyan strength.
God I'm so sober. Don't you just hate it when you run out of beer before the night is over?
I actually do hate that...
*Goes and gets more*
I plan on getting demolished next Saturday at a public St. Patrick's Day festival with 4 of my closest friends.
At this moment in time I'm sober... Give me ten minutes and this shot and this daiquiri will absorb into my system and i'll be drunk. they taught me that in my alcohol class :3
I lost my shot virginity on Friday. Me and 4 girls necking shots in some disgusting old man's pub before a party.
I was really drunk that night.
You totally need to elaborate on that one, Z. xD
My first shot was Freshman year of college, and my RA was the one who poured it for me. She was terrible at her job.
Hey, if you're going to get drunk and silly you might as well do it around a person with authority. Maybe she was just too awesome at her job, huh? Ever think of that?Quote:
Originally Posted by Linus
Mine was a Tequila at the tender age of 15. I drank 5 of them and the next morning I seen the yellow bile lining my stomach for the first time. That was a tough day.
Beer is so good... 21 in november... :(