How do you end a phone conversation?

How do I end a phone conversation?
Upside-down. While beating myself with a dead mackerel, flailing wildly, burping excessively loud, and screaming "Chicken chicken chicken chicken RUUUN!!!" while painting an elaborate portrait of Abraham Lincoln eating grapes in a snow storm on top of Mt. Sinai. That way they know not to call me back anytime soon...
Unless I want them to, in which case I say "Talk to you soon" and then hum the Mortal Kombat theme until they hang up.

With a quick G-Bye and a wave.

Well at work there's a formal closing I'm supposed to end with (I work tech support for an ISP). At home, just a regular good bye or see you later.

I say good-bye when it's really early in the conversation and the person talking to me is usually like, "WAIT! Why 'goodbye' so early? Lets talk some more?"

I'm not anti-social, I just don't like talking to people over the phone for over 40 minutes, because time costs moneys.

Aright see ya later

"In a bit, peace"

"Later".