I would probably wake up next to Yars. He'd be watching TV and I'd then pet his dog. Laddy, and The Summoner of Leviathan are also there.
Across the hall is Mondatime, with Marshall Banana, Momiji, Nerco and Rye having strawberry shenanigans. Milf is locked out by Monda and is digging a hole into the room.
Then there is Psychotic, Iceglow, foa and Levian riding through the hall on a go kart. I have no idea why, but they have golf clubs and Psy is driving.
Miriel, pureghetto, Del Murder and Rantzien are in the kitchen eating waffles.
crono_logical, Samuraid, BoB and Mullet are watching from the Admin room. They are also having a conversation in binary code.
Hsu and rubah are banning people by hitting them over the head with frying pans.
old manus is constantly watching his back for when Christmas comes back with a chainsaw and her HATE powers.
ed is painting the walls in his technocolor nightmare. Shlup is painting over the walls in pink.
Void, ZeromusX, Wolf Kanno and JKTrix are playing video games
Boko, Jessweeee♪, DD and leeny are glaring at everyone and doing their homework. ♪ is only writing Threads of Fate repetedly though.
b1o is chasing the go kart, and throwing ducks at people. NeoTifa, Garnie and Baloki are also throwing animals at people.
Least likely, Evastio. Bunny would steal him away into that one room where almost nobody dares to tread!
Everyone else is lurking. or drunk tanked.