Citizen Bleys gets drunk and screws a pile of rocks

Either we set it or it was started by some other means!

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I remember Bleys being active at points in the past, though I was not around much during this so-called "Golden Age", despite my joindate. I will not be offended if Bleys Maynard claims to not remember me, as I was an ineffectual and ignorant teenager with nothing to add to the overall atmosphere of Eyes on Final Fantasy. I have learned from this EoFF legend, though. The life lessons that I picked up from watching Citizen Bleys were nothing short of influential. Why, by observing the way Bleys lived, I learned how to be a man.

Did you learn to piss in cat litter boxes?

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Bleys is cool. He used to post on Neskaya.

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I remember Bleys being active at points in the past, though I was not around much during this so-called "Golden Age", despite my joindate. I will not be offended if Bleys Maynard claims to not remember me, as I was an ineffectual and ignorant teenager with nothing to add to the overall atmosphere of Eyes on Final Fantasy. I have learned from this EoFF legend, though. The life lessons that I picked up from watching Citizen Bleys were nothing short of influential. Why, by observing the way Bleys lived, I learned how to be a man.

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I remember you, but there is no way in Hell I had anything to do , in any way, shape, or form, with your becoming a man.

That was your surgeon.

Hey Bleys, do you remember me?

(if you don't, we're going to have to check you in at the old folks home for being senile. . .)

Hey, Bleys, remember me?





Me and Charlie?





Remember Cambodia?

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Originally Posted by Denmark

I remember Bleys being active at points in the past, though I was not around much during this so-called "Golden Age", despite my joindate. I will not be offended if Bleys Maynard claims to not remember me, as I was an ineffectual and ignorant teenager with nothing to add to the overall atmosphere of Eyes on Final Fantasy. I have learned from this EoFF legend, though. The life lessons that I picked up from watching Citizen Bleys were nothing short of influential. Why, by observing the way Bleys lived, I learned how to be a man.

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I remember you, but there is no way in Hell I had anything to do , in any way, shape, or form, with your becoming a man.

That was your surgeon.

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That's right, sarcasm is a relatively new art form, I wouldn't expect an old dog like you to understand. :banbleys

That Bleys fellow should have a mule on Middy.

Eoff was amazing when I joined so many cool contests, people and everything. The year of 2005 was awesome, that's when the popular girls joined. ^__^

I worked at Wendy's too.

Me and Bleys are connected in a way you fools will never understand.

If I left for a few years, with a sporadic post of one or three a year, I wonder if everyone would be all like "OMG REMEMBER ME!", or "We're similar because I also think Obama is a hack and Sarah Palin is hot", because if so I think it would make me bitter and scary.

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That's right, sarcasm is a relatively new art form, I wouldn't expect an old dog like you to understand. :banbleys

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Jesus H. RoboChrist on a pogo stick, are you manstruating? I returned fire in the same good-natured fashion that I presumed your initial post was intended to convey.

((OK, so I'm only posting now because I wanted to say "manstruating."))

Hey Bleys, do you remember VHS?