He came.
He saw.
He conquered.
He came.
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He came.
He saw.
He conquered.
He came.
I've had better.
10 points for effort though.
You know when you're about to sneeze, and you're really looking forward to it because it feels like it's gonna be a belter of a sneeze and will be really satisfying and everything, but when you finally sneeze it out it's actually really crappy and gentle?
Yeah. Guardian is that sneeze.
Just call him Harle. Angry sex is awsome.
This Knights lance leaves a bit to be desired.
(SPOILER)Haha jk AK
I've heard things. Good things.
Very down under if you know what I mean. :kaoclove: ILU JIROCHAN
I felt it for 3 weeks after it happened. My toes curled and everything! I give you a 26 on the 1-10 scale.
Meh.
Good god, don't remind me. My toes still curl at the memory.
I came so hard my lungs shot out of my happy place, so you could truly say he left me breathless...(cowers before I am hit over the head with a wooden mallet)
I've been scratching ever since :tongue:
Just ask my gaping anus. :eek:
You know the sound cats make while having sex? Yeah, I didn't make that noise. The sex was good to say the least.