I'm guessing that if I am not connected to xbox live, I won't get the patch?
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I'm guessing that if I am not connected to xbox live, I won't get the patch?
Personally, I'm looking forward to the absurdity of having a 3-some (they really put that in the game? lol)
I have only gotten to the first camp spot, but from there I went and did the Warden's keep DLC.
THE JACKAL
I'm kinda pissed. I missed the threesome with my first character. Good thing I have two more characters coming for it. ;)Quote:
Originally Posted by ljkkjlcm9
I definitely want to get this.
Going by YouTube, you can go one more than a threesome.
I have this game for the PC and I have to say: omg, im in love with it. Ive already spent around 50 hours on it. Just beat Orzammer or whatever its called (i did that one last out of the 4). Now i need to get to the landsmeet.
Great game. So many reasons why i love it but its too early in the morning so i will just say (SPOILER)Lesbian action in 'escort' parlor.
Oghren and Wynne are win.
* Oghren: Ah, Wynne... Care to partake of Oghren's fine homebrew? It's the drink of the gods.
* Wynne: Mm, ale, is it? And I hope it's brewed hygienically?
* Oghren: Of course! I may not know clean from a beggar's ass when it comes to most things, but I don't mess around with my ale.
* Wynne: Very well, let's have a taste.
* Oghren: Well? Well? What do you think?
* Wynne: Very nice.
* Oghren: You like it? well, I never...
* Wynne: Attractive amber color. Nutty flavor, slightly sweet, just a hint of toastiness. There's some spice to it... I'm finding hard to place...
* Oghren: Yes? Yes?
* Wynne: Is it... cloves?
* Oghren: Cloves! By the stone, you're a lady after my own heart. if I weren't buckled into this armor, I'd take you round the corner and... well, you know.
* Wynne: Give me more ale?
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* Wynne: Why do you occasionally refer to Alistair as a "little pike-twirler?"
* Oghren: Why? Has the little pike-twirler taken offence?
* Wynne: It's just a curious description.
* Oghren: Curious? (Snorts) Bah. it's entirely true. What, you haven't seen him twirling his pike? Goes at it when he thinks no one's watching. Knocks about in the trees like there's no tomorrow. Caught him just the other day. Blushed all the way down to his navel, then couldn't find his shirt. I swear he's going to hurt himself one of these days, the way he wors that thing.
* Wynne: I don't want to hear this anymore, do I?
* Oghren: I keep telling him, pikes are for sticking things at long range, aye? Horses and such. Not for twirling like a sissy-girl.
* Wynne: Wait, you're talking about an actual pike? Like a spear?
* Oghren: Obviously. What else would I be talking about?
* Wynne: I can't imagine.
and also the dialogue exchange when talking to him in camp on one of the occasions he's drunk, and he's going on about the dog stealing his pants. That is the funniest part of the game so far I swear.
As funny as Oghren and Wynne are, nothing beats Zevrin and Wynne. Every conversation they have is Zev very directyly hitting on Wynne, including like, a minute conversation about her bosom. And the lines
"I'm old enough to be your grandmother"
"You say that as if it were a bad thing."
All the stores quit selling the Collector's Edition. So I resorted to Amazon, who seems to have it in abundance. Supposedly. Hopefully it'll arrive tomorrow. That conversation with Wynne reminds me of my ex-... A dry matter-of-fact sense of humor
I like game.
I play daily.
No time make more words.
I think you hit the nail on the head there :)Quote:
Originally Posted by Araciel
I started with Human Noble but the dog scares me. :( wtf is it supposed to be?
I'm playing Dwarf Noble and thoroughly enjoying it. :-$
Soloed the Archdemon as Oghren and 50 dwarves, ha that was fun.
I'm a Dalish Elf, I spit on you humans :) Great game.