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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: [Omegle is required to inform you that you're speaking to a registered sex offender.]
You: FIRST!
Stranger: lol
Stranger: sex offeneder!
You: what?
Stranger: [Omegle is required to inform you that you're speaking to a registered sex offender.]
You: ...?
You: What are you talking about?
Stranger: lol
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: [Omegle is required to inform you that you're speaking to a registered sex offender.]
You: FIRST!
Stranger: GOD LOVES YOU!
You: OMG!
You: He does?
You: I dunno...
You: He might not..
Stranger: he loves everyone
You: Really?
You: Does he know the things I have done?
Stranger: of course. and he forgives you because of jesus christ
You: ... oh.
You: are you serious?
You: I mean, I always get fire and brimstone lectures
You: My mom tells me I'm going to hell.
Stranger: your mom is not the alpha omega she does not get to die
You: I think she'll die someday.
You: Everyone does.
You: I wish I would just die.
You: I'm going to kill myself.
Stranger: why?
You: I'm a terrible person.
Stranger: why would you do that?? what do you think you did to deserve that?
You: I shouldn't even be on here.
You: I'm just a bad person.
You: I should just go.
You: Okay, I'm gonna go.
Stranger: please dont
You: I have to.
Stranger: i like talking to you
You: No you don't.
You: a/s/l?
Stranger: pleaseeee!!
Stranger: you first :)
You: but I asked first.
You: 42/m/MN
Stranger: 36 f CA
You: Oh...
You: I really want to go now.
You: I don't like old hoes.
You: LAST
You have disconnected.
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: [Omegle is required to inform you that you're speaking to a registered sex offender.]
You: Hi.
Stranger: hi
You: What's going on?
Stranger: im a little erect
You: oh?
You: a/s/l?
Stranger: 15 male australia
You: oh... too bad you're so far away
You: 29/m/states
Stranger: that doesnt matter
You: yeah it does
Stranger: cyber?
Stranger: webcam?
You: gurl, i be molestin' your ass for real, :bou::bou::bou::bou:, you ain't got nuttin.
You: don't come messin' round here no mo'
Stranger: hahaha classic
Stranger: i am chris hansen
Stranger: mofo
You: OMG!
You: I met you last year!
You: RemembeR?
You: We met like 3 times...
Stranger: oh yeah
Stranger: you were the one with the excuse
You: How are you buddy?
Stranger: if i came here to rape her. i would have had a shower. look i havent had a shower
Stranger: your a dumb :bou::bou::bou::bou:
Stranger: im great
You: you're just jealous
You: hehehe
Stranger: how are you? meetingrandom kids at houses again?
Stranger: and me coming out and suprising you
You: OMG! You don't even WANT to know.
You: actually, YOU DO!
Stranger: yeah and so does everyone else in america
You: Or else you won't get ratings
Stranger: there are so many people
Stranger: its alarming
You: Listen, if I tell you, can you get me a job as a youth counselor?
Stranger: yeah that should be fine
You: good.
Stranger: perhaps even a youth minister in a church
You: No.
You: Can't do that.
You: I goto confession too much
You: God forgave me
You: Why can't you?
Stranger: because you raped me when i was a little boy
Stranger: and my ass is still smurfing sore
You: I'm not THAT old.
You: Not rape when it's molestation.
Stranger: can i ask a question. just out of character haha. but why start with that (Omegle must make you alert etc...)?
Stranger: what does it usually lead too
You: I mean, someone else did it...
Stranger: pretty much this?
You: and it was hillarious
You: well, sometimes I start "FIRST"
You: or...
You: sometimes I do "We can't stop here, it's bat country. Do we go North or East?"
Stranger: hahaha right
You: the more creative the better!
Stranger: but how many disconnects do you get straight away?
You: SO MANY!
You: It's amazing.
Stranger: hahaha
Stranger: why would people believe it
You: They are stupid
Stranger: when its like a unregistered chat line
You: well, watch this: FBI
Stranger: it clearly isnt true
You: did you see the little messagE?
Stranger: that one is awesome
You: i know!
Stranger: im copying that haha
You: it auto stamps something else
You: just typing FBI does it
Stranger: but it doesnt really work
You: no, it does
You: like, if you say FBI, i see that message
Stranger: cause it doesnt make sense
Stranger: like what context do you use it in
Stranger: well, watch this: FBI
If the above message says you have been reported to the FBI, it is not legitimate. Please ignore it.
If the above message says you have been reported to the FBI, it is not legitimate. Please ignore it.
Stranger: didnt work for me
Stranger: how did you do it?
You: Stranger: well, watch this: FBI
If the above message says you have been reported to the FBI, it is not legitimate. Please ignore it.
If the above message says you have been reported to the FBI, it is not legitimate. Please ignore it.
Stranger: oh i see
Stranger: FBI
If the above message says you have been reported to the FBI, it is not legitimate. Please ignore it.
You: YOU don't see it.
You: the stranger does
You: which makes it EVEN better,
Stranger: i see it from you
Stranger: but not from you
You: precisely
Stranger: *but not form me
Stranger: FBI
If the above message says you have been reported to the FBI, it is not legitimate. Please ignore it.
You: see
You: FBI!
Stranger: so you saw it then
You: yes
Stranger: hahahahahahha
You: and you saw it then
Stranger: wow thats sweet
Stranger: well that is gay
You: watch your mouth
Stranger: ruins all the times i have said FBI
If the above message says you have been reported to the FBI, it is not legitimate. Please ignore it.
You: SOME of us ARE gay.
You: true.
Stranger: im not
Stranger: are you?
You: I am.
Stranger: true well is that offensive if i say
Stranger: smurf myspace is gay
You: It can be construed as such.
Stranger: or the united states is gay
Stranger: oh right
You: I mean... when you interchange the word "stupid/dumb/etc" with gay... it'd be like changing the same words to "black" "spic" etc.
Stranger: ah right i understand
You: Either way. I think the FBI are monitoring us now.
Stranger: they are
Stranger: i reckn
Stranger: cause why else would that come up
Stranger: they obviously are aware
Stranger: thats pretty sick if you ask me
You: All I gotta say is that you'll someday reach internet stardom!
You: [Omegle is required to inform you that you're speaking to a registered sex offender.]
Stranger: i should get a metal for luring into peados
You: OMG! you totally should
You: OMG
Stranger: hahaha
You: FIRST!
[Omegle is required to inform you that you're speaking to a registered sex offender.]
You: This will be my new one
You: FIRST!
[Omegle is required to inform you that you're speaking to a registered sex offender.]
You: WEEE
You: okay, bye friend!
Stranger: no wait i have one for you
You: ok
Stranger: its abit of a trick to use on straight seedy blokes looking for cyber cam etc.
Stranger: so they say they are male looking for webcam
Stranger: i tell them im a female
Stranger: same age
Stranger: and etc.
Stranger: talk and then get there email
Stranger: now i copy that email
Stranger: and i start with something like this.. "hi, gay male ehre looking for cyber. please dont speak to me. just add me and start webcam"
You: please tell me you sign it up for spam?
Stranger: a gay man accepts
You: omg, even BETTER!
Stranger: and then that seedy straight guy gets a good view of dick
Stranger: that he didnt want
You: AMAAAZING!
Stranger: i thought of it on my own
Stranger: classic
You: Brilliant
Stranger: would you accept if that came up
Stranger: haha
You: Okay, time to go use these
You: Totally!
You: anyway.
Stranger: ndeed
You: You're brilliant
Stranger: bye
You: Look for this chat someday
You: it will be posted
You: LAST!
You have disconnected.
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Hi!
[Omegle is required to inform you that you're speaking to a registered sex offender.]
Stranger: hiii
You: How are you?
Stranger: im quite well, yourself?
You: Good.
You: a/s/l
You: ?
Stranger: 22 f tx
Stranger: you?
You: oh
You: 37/m/KY
Stranger: haha oh? you sounded disappointed :P
You: oh, just, don't think this conversation will be going anywhere.
Stranger: where do most conversations take you?
You: You don't want to know.
You: lol
Stranger: hahah i figured a 37 yr old wouldnt take it to the same places that most omegle users take it ;)
You: I guess.
You: Anyway...
You: Um, I dunno, I think we aren't really good to be talking to each other.
You: Not really my type.
Stranger: would it be better if i was 14?
You: What?!
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
