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"Many women who do not dress modestly ... lead young men astray, corrupt their chastity and spread adultery in society, which (consequently) increases earthquakes."
Where's my push up bra? Brb, preparing to be provocative and possibly bring about the end of the world as we know it.
You and me both, sistah B)Quote:
Originally Posted by Fuzakeru
I've been trying to find my black button up, and I plan to wear my "nice-butt-jeans", and because there are foot fetishists out there, my favorite pair of flip flops!
The hair spray used in New Jersey by guidos and guidettes alike is so strong and in such quantity that it holds the plates of the earth together.
Boobquake day: The day a lot of stuff got lost. You girls know what I'm talking about! Every drop change or food or something when you're wearing something low cut? D: Then you either pretend it didn't happen or you gotta start fishing about? Yeaaaaaaah.
Food thing happens a lot :( When I had a pet hamster, the little cutie was such a perv! He loved going in my boobage.
If only I liked women...
My current favorite natural disaster.
Apparently the first boobquake occurred. I imagine it had been Monday for a good 10 or so hours when it struck, so it can safely be attributed to boobs.
I think the hypothesis has been proven. You might want to store away any fragile valuables before it's too late.
Hehe, 69
Nice going, jerks. That'll teach you to ignore Hojatoleslam Kazem Sedighi :colbert:
Oh, wow. Look at that! :eek: It's not Monday for me for another thirty minutes.
I told my girlfriend about the earthquake and then accused her of being a devilspawn.
I'm sleeping on the couch tonight :(
This is definitely not stopping me. B)
She is punishing you for merely speaking the truth? That's just further evidence of that statement's veracity.Quote:
Originally Posted by Bunny
Yet again the age-old "telling the truth brings prosperity" proverb is proven wrong. Unless Bunny found some change in said couch.Quote:
Originally Posted by Bunny