This just happened.

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Originally Posted by NorthernChaosGod

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Originally Posted by eternal essence

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Originally Posted by NorthernChaosGod

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Originally Posted by eternal essence

I challenge people to duels all the time. No one ever gives me the satisfaction I demand of them though :(

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*gloved slap*

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Shall we say pistols at dawn?

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Indeed. :mad2:

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Right on, winner gets your Gal Pal.

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Originally Posted by NorthernChaosGod

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Originally Posted by fire_of_avalon

I don't think most fights between regular people often end in a winner. I think usually the fight just ends.

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Because most people just get tired because they're fat and can't wrestle, since most fights also end up on the ground rather quickly.

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Any of your fights ever end in death or hospitalization? Or a knock out?

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Originally Posted by Baloki

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The original draft of The Lord of the Rings featured FOA instead of Frodo Baggins. It was only 5 pages long, as FOA roundhouse-kicked Sauron’s ass halfway through the first chapter.

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When you play Monopoly with FOA, you do not pass go, and you do not collect two hundred dollars. You will be lucky if you make it out alive.

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FOA uses a night light. Not because FOA is afraid of the dark, but the dark is afraid of FOA.

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Those quotes look familiar. Are you sure you haven't replaced a certain Norris named Chuck with FOA?

No one could beat me in a fight. I know Koppo, Capoeira, and Tae Kwon-Do :colbert:

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Originally Posted by eternal essence

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Originally Posted by NorthernChaosGod

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Originally Posted by eternal essence

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Originally Posted by NorthernChaosGod

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Originally Posted by eternal essence

I challenge people to duels all the time. No one ever gives me the satisfaction I demand of them though :(

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*gloved slap*

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Shall we say pistols at dawn?

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Indeed. :mad2:

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Right on, winner gets your Gal Pal.

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You're going down.

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Originally Posted by fire_of_avalon

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Originally Posted by NorthernChaosGod

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Originally Posted by fire_of_avalon

I don't think most fights between regular people often end in a winner. I think usually the fight just ends.

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Because most people just get tired because they're fat and can't wrestle, since most fights also end up on the ground rather quickly.

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Any of your fights ever end in death or hospitalization? Or a knock out?

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Death? God, no. Did knock out a few guys though. And did ended up breaking a couple fingers on one guy.

You guys can't call a bluff? :colbert:

BTW, do fighting with a weapon count? :bigsmile:

Me and Manus had a lot of experiences with it. :bigsmile:

Any potentially violent situations I find myself in just deteriorate into that pathetic shoving :bou::bou::bou::bou:. I'm too much of a wimp to start anything but I am disappointed when they're even more soft than I am xD

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Originally Posted by Laddy

You guys can't call a bluff? :colbert:

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*Thundaga*

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Originally Posted by Blues Agent

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Originally Posted by Baloki

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The original draft of The Lord of the Rings featured FOA instead of Frodo Baggins. It was only 5 pages long, as FOA roundhouse-kicked Sauron’s ass halfway through the first chapter.

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When you play Monopoly with FOA, you do not pass go, and you do not collect two hundred dollars. You will be lucky if you make it out alive.

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FOA uses a night light. Not because FOA is afraid of the dark, but the dark is afraid of FOA.

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Those quotes look familiar. Are you sure you haven't replaced a certain Norris named Chuck with FOA?

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More like someone replaced FOA's name with Chuck Norris originally, I'm just restoring the balance.