Fun with a Christian Science textbook

In fourth grade I was taught that hugs were responsible for the creation of the world around us.

At least that encourages free loving Bunny. These textbooks encourage stupidity, ignorance and flaming from people who understand science.

Do these books explain how magnets work?

Quote:

---

Originally Posted by Værn

Do these books explain how magnets work?

---

Oh man, I nearly spit out my drink when I read that. Smurfin' magnets!

And I'm curious, how do hugs create things?

Quote:

---

Originally Posted by Clo

Quote:

---

Originally Posted by Værn

Do these books explain how magnets work?

---

Oh man, I nearly spit out my drink when I read that. Smurfin' magnets!

And I'm curious, how do hugs create things?

---

I know how hugs can create babies.

Quote:

---

And I'm curious, how do hugs create things?

---

Hugs make people happy. Ain't nothin' in this world was created by a person who wasn't happy.

Quote:

---

Originally Posted by Bunny

Quote:

---

And I'm curious, how do hugs create things?

---

Hugs make people happy. Ain't nothin' in this world was created by a person who wasn't happy.

---

Your teacher clearly had never read Russian literature. :p

Much of the world outside of the United States was unknown to me until high school.

Quote:

---

Originally Posted by Bunny

Much of the world outside of the United States was unknown to me until high school.

---

Because you thought the world was flat right and only ended on the four corners of USA :jess:

Raistlin you seem to obsess over Christianity more than the average Christian does.

Quote:

---

Originally Posted by Rodarian

Quote:

---

Originally Posted by Bunny

Much of the world outside of the United States was unknown to me until high school.

---

Because you thought the world was flat right and only ended on the four corners of USA :jess:

---

Nope, I thought it was a wasteland populated by fanatics and people with bad teeth.

Quote:

---

Originally Posted by Rodarian

Quote:

---

Originally Posted by Bunny

Much of the world outside of the United States was unknown to me until high school.

---

Because you thought the world was flat right and only ended on the four corners of USA :jess:

---

The Four Corners of the US are on the interior of the country :confused:

Quote:

---

Originally Posted by The Space Pope

Raistlin you seem to obsess over Christianity more than the average Christian does.

---

omg you're back <3

Not only that, but front too!

3DTV is going to work out for me very well.

Quote:

---

Originally Posted by The Space Pope

Raistlin you seem to obsess over Christianity more than the average Christian does.

---

Disregarding for the moment the irrelevancy of your comment, considering I am mocking a stupid book for being stupid, not for being religious -- I probably do actually think about Christianity more than most Christians; in fact, that's a major reason I am not Christian.