"An epic action fantasy with scantily-clothed young women as warriors bringing mayhem to zombies and dragons."
...This is supposedly a bad review, but I think it made me want to go see this movie even more.
"Dour and pretentious to the point of pain."
...Aww come on!
"It's bloody but without menstrual awareness; just as its musical pretext neglects to express genuine feminine trauma or yearning."
...Ouch!
(more reviews:
Sucker Punch Movie Reviews, Pictures - Rotten Tomatoes)
Whatevs, I still want to see it. As stated above, we all know that this movie is going to be terrible, but we'll go see it anyway. Because let's face it: most of us, especially those on this particular forum, are attracted to women in skimpy clothing, zombies, and dragons. It's a guilty pleasure.