Oh :bou::bou::bou::bou: so I hadn't bothered keeping a machete for long enough to make machete + broom before but I did so and contrary to my expectations, which were that I would just get a lame spear type thing, I turned into Zhang Fei and raped everything Dynasty Warriors style. Also felt good to tear Leon apart with it fgj.
Zhang Fei has a spear, broduce aisle! You're thinking of Guan Yu. But your point is most definitely a valid one.
Machete + Toy Helicopter is my favourite machete combination though!
Eh he swings it from side to side it's good enough for me.
Haven't tried the heliblade yet but it should be badass.
Game stop decided to text me to let me know they were closing their store down at the usual time (9PM) and then "secretly" re-opening it back from 12:45AM to 1:45 AM just so people who pre-ordered this game can get it. There were about 30 people there as well and they were all, "OMFG DEAD RISING 2". I haven't seen that in a long time for a game -- at least not around these parts. But yeah, it's really fun so far. One thing that annoys me that I think was in the original too, was the fact that survivors talk for like ten years before joining you. It's like "stfu and just come on". The survivors in this game kick so much more ass though and I don't even have a magazine in my inventory. Lawshondra lmao.
You can at least skip their talkin' in this one.
Also yes Lashsahahsowndra or whatever her name is is you. I think I will kill her a bunch of times. :}
You fight lahk a lib'rul, son!
Skipping only leads to MORE talking. You end up having to press skip a whole bunch of times before they finally stfu and by that point they're almost dead anyway.
I was actually imagining that Lawshondra was Monique and proceeded to decimate her with the saw blade vacuum weapon. I saved her boo though.
I haven't tried the co-op or terror is reality yet, but but I will be giving it a go Friday.
I have a 100% Terror is Reality win record. I always start off smurfing terribly but then pull out all the stops in the third round and always start Slicecycles first and that's that.
Now I've said that watch this change but hey it's all good fun!
The bosses in this game who have some cheap as chips way of nullifying some or all of your weapons are the only thing in this entire deliriously brilliant experience that I did not approve of completely. Seymour wasn't too bad, I halved his health with a sniper rifle before he even got to do a trick shot, but the chap you fight atop the roof of the Yucatan Casino? Smurf that noise, and smurf his cheap little uppercut that puts you in critical health.
Seymour and Bad Dude do what now? :confused: I just ripped them to pieces with my knife gloves. And I guess the second guy was killed with the first guy's gun too - it is a beast.
Seriously? I couldn't do a smurfing thing to Bad Dude, anything I did that wasn't my bare hands, he just did some DK-level hax counter, knocked me on my ass and sent the weapon flying. I ended up just rolling around like a servbot to dodge everything and doing jumping kicks, he hates those.
I looked it up and huh yeah apparently he does that to most weapons, but not the Knife Gloves, which are my go-to Psycho weapon anyway. :shobon:
The only assholes who have ever disarmed me were the magicians. Oh, and vomit. That often does it too.
Incidentally, feeding a co-op partner a spoiled hamburger/hot dog you found in a garbage bag never gets old.
I usually have my knife gloves destroyed by the time I get to a psycho :greenie:
The magicians were awesome to fight because, well, they were awesome.
Although hard to top Carl Schliff. What a badman
My 100% record on TIR is still in tact. There was one game where the game smurfing glitched the entire show and I could not move and thus got 0 but I am not counting it, laggy bastards :colbert: I responded by raping the next show. Won all events and the slicecyles time lags were +7, +8 and +11 :smug:
EDIT: I think it's like my 15th game of it and I am finally defeated in both Slicecycles (by 1,000 points! :colbert:) and overall with a score of $85,000 which is normally enough to win with ease! My Zombie Rome is burning.
So far the hardest boss for me was Brandon Whittaker. He is so fast. Even with quick step it's like wait wut. I got disoriented. Thank goodness for LMG's and laser swords (light sabers). <3333 I can't help, but laugh at the way he jumps though. So dainty for a crazed hippie. Currently on my second play-through trying to get a different ending and level up.
Also I smurfing love that black dude from the Bibi Love missions. Funny dude, was sad to see him get blown to bits cuz I cbaed pressing buttons.