The Fellowship has failed

I'm Bobbin Threadbare, are you my mother?

I would make a fine Arwen.

I'd make a good Darth Vader.

Or Smeagle.

I demand to be made into the witch king!

I DEMAND TO BE MADE INTO SMEAGLE!
I wanna obsess over things.

Guess what I'm too smurfing lazy to go changing 10 more names and then change them back so set up your own avatars and play pretend mm'kay I got :bou::bou::bou::bou: to do.

Vampire Diaries and craisins. smurf yeah. Don't forget the Baby Bell cheese.

I've almost been here a year, do I get to choose a new name soon?

You're stuck with it for a year after that.

And a year doesn't really mean much.

I'll think carefully.

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Originally Posted by Hypoallergenic Cactuar

I DEMAND TO BE MADE INTO SMEAGLE!
I wanna obsess over things.

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It's Sméagol, dude.

And another reason why no one will touch you.

I can't decide between Loveless and The Heartless who lost his panties on a trip to Mexico last April

You're the one who's a hobbit.

EDIT: @ Shluppers

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Originally Posted by NorthernChaosGod

You're the one who's a hobbit.

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I'm six feet tall.

While we're making demands that wont come true, I demand someone make me Old Tom Bombadil.