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So I'll see you guys in 12 hours for the actual reveal, seeing as a few parties have been slack. It's not fun without everyone's submissions! Congratulations to the parties who made the deadline, I hope your hints are useful (Fun Fact: You each picked a different minister) and aid you in your quest for EoFF leadership.
As for the rest of you, well keep 'em coming because I want to see something awesome. Also I don't actually have ff babe's contact information, sorry folks!
PS the deadline is on the hour/ half hour of this post. So round up to the nearest 30 minute block, count forward 12 hours, hey presto. If you get this wrong, I will flay you.
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My piece is submitted. My apologies for being late, an emergency came up, team Rocket attacked a group of picnickers outside of Cerulean City.
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He doesn't lie when he says he's 9 inches
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The married couple behind the 501st Legion, Mandalore the Guardian and Julbacca, seen here with their disturbingly contrasted faces* and their young son, Worf, have a dark secret.
PokéNews can exclusively reveal that they are actually Trekkies.
"Star Wars?" Mandalore laughed to an undercover PokéNews reporter dressed as a sheikh. "What a load of utter crap. I mean, seriously? Lightsabers?"
"Yeah" chimed in Julbacca, as he poured an entire bowl of gazpacho soup over the head of a small dog. "It's highly illogical. It just lacks the realism of Star Trek, you know? The Force? The smurf is that, man?"
This revelation will rock loyal 501st members to the core. As explained Mandalore-
"Look, nobody out there wants to vote for Star Trek. It's just not what the public want. So we dress up as Stormtroopers and parade around for the voters as they smile and cheer, but smurf them."
"Seriously" smirked Julbacca, placing his head between Mandalore's thighs and letting out a noise like a train whistle "We pretend to like Star Wars during the day, but when we come home at night, we throw off the mask. Trek until I die."
The two of them also plan to educate their son, Worf, (who publically is known as "Jango") in the ways of the USS Enterprise, as opposed to the Force. Quite how a hispanic street punk and a hairy caveman produced an asian child is anyone's guess, but I will leave that for my readers to decide for themselves.
I have been Psychotic F. Walrein, and you have all been amazing.
*hey eric you asshole how about you spend money on a proper camera so that when weirdos on the internet want to photoshop you into a gay Star Trek pose it doesn't look like ass? :colbert:
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In the dessert, you will meet
Plenty of tacos for you to eat.
Cause we're the cactuar taco party!
We've got tacos, and parties!
So if with us you wanna mess.
You'll end up with 1000 needles up your ass
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You probably have already said this some where, but when is the deadline for the Minister of Communication thing?
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I think the communications task is an ongoing task :p
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Yeah, but it inevitably has a deadline. :p
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Then when the poképarty takes office polls are closed and the results are published.
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Newbie Part is the way of Winners! :bigsmile:
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