If someone says Thunderdome ONE MORE TIME!

I don't know that all guys would make a delicious sandwich... the image is just horrifying.

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Originally Posted by fire_of_avalon

*deep breath*

How does a man show that he is planning for the future?
He buys two cases of beer.

What did God say when he created Adam?
I can do better than this.



What did God say when he created Adam?
I can do better than this.

What do you call a woman who knows where her husband is every night?
A widow.

What do you call a woman who knows where her husband is every night?
A widow.

Why do men like love at first sight?
It saves them a lot of time.

Why do men like love at first sight?
It saves them a lot of time.

Husband: Want a quickie?
Wife: As opposed to what?

Husband: Want a quickie?
Wife: As opposed to what?

What do you call an intelligent man in America?
A tourist.

A man rubbed a lamp and a genie came out. The man asked to be stronger than any other man. He was given the strength to crush boulders. He asked for the worlds fastest sports car and a ferrari appeared in front of him. He then asked to be smarter than any other every man on the earth. He was turned into a woman. She then said thank you.

Why is it so hard for women to find men that are sensitive, caring, and good-looking?
Because those men already have boyfriends.

How do you get a man to do sit-ups?
Put the remote control between his toes.

Why are blonde jokes so short?
So men can remember them.

A woman is in a terrible accident, and she needs to receive a brain transplant. The doctor tells her, "Well, a man's brain costs $900,000 dollars and a woman's costs $100,000." She is extremely offended and asks why. The doctor smiles and says, "That's not sexism, it's standard pricing procedure. We have to mark the women's brains down because they've been used."

How is being at a singles bar different from going to the circus?
At the circus the clowns don't talk.

A woman of 35 thinks of having children. What does a man of 35 think of?
Dating children.

Why do men want to marry virgins?
They can't stand criticism.

Why do men name their penises?
Because they want to be on a first-name basis with the one who makes all their decisions.

What's the difference between an intelligent man and a UFO?
I don't know, I've never seen either one.

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This further proves the stereotype that women aren't funny.

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Originally Posted by fire_of_avalon

*deep breath*

How does a man show that he is planning for the future?
He buys two cases of beer.

What did God say when he created Adam?
I can do better than this.



What did God say when he created Adam?
I can do better than this.

What do you call a woman who knows where her husband is every night?
A widow.

What do you call a woman who knows where her husband is every night?
A widow.

Why do men like love at first sight?
It saves them a lot of time.

Why do men like love at first sight?
It saves them a lot of time.

Husband: Want a quickie?
Wife: As opposed to what?

Husband: Want a quickie?
Wife: As opposed to what?

What do you call an intelligent man in America?
A tourist.

A man rubbed a lamp and a genie came out. The man asked to be stronger than any other man. He was given the strength to crush boulders. He asked for the worlds fastest sports car and a ferrari appeared in front of him. He then asked to be smarter than any other every man on the earth. He was turned into a woman. She then said thank you.

Why is it so hard for women to find men that are sensitive, caring, and good-looking?
Because those men already have boyfriends.

How do you get a man to do sit-ups?
Put the remote control between his toes.

Why are blonde jokes so short?
So men can remember them.

A woman is in a terrible accident, and she needs to receive a brain transplant. The doctor tells her, "Well, a man's brain costs $900,000 dollars and a woman's costs $100,000." She is extremely offended and asks why. The doctor smiles and says, "That's not sexism, it's standard pricing procedure. We have to mark the women's brains down because they've been used."

How is being at a singles bar different from going to the circus?
At the circus the clowns don't talk.

A woman of 35 thinks of having children. What does a man of 35 think of?
Dating children.

Why do men want to marry virgins?
They can't stand criticism.

Why do men name their penises?
Because they want to be on a first-name basis with the one who makes all their decisions.

What's the difference between an intelligent man and a UFO?
I don't know, I've never seen either one.

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Originally Posted by Rocket Edge

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Originally Posted by fire_of_avalon

A woman of 35 thinks of having children. What does a man of 35 think of?
Dating children.

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Aahahahahaha all guyz are pedophiles that is so funny XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

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Why is it so hard for women to find men that are sensitive, caring, and good-looking?
Because those men already have boyfriends.

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Yeah, if I could choose, I would totally be homosexual. Not have to deal with a single female romantic relationship again. That would be wonderful.

Quit bitching.

There, someone finally said it.

Males vs Females?

I think ....
THUNDERDOME.

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Originally Posted by Clo

I like to ejaculate all over the inside of my sandwiches before I serve them.

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Originally Posted by Demon Dude

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Why is it so hard for women to find men that are sensitive, caring, and good-looking?
Because those men already have boyfriends.

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What the smurf why has Steve taken control of multiple members accounts all of a sudden? Is this the beginning of the end?

I was under the impression that a Males vs Females Thunderdome would result in a default dude win, as the thunderdome is a sacred place for men only.

You have to at least give the two of them a challenge and consequences before you declare it a Thunderdome. You know who you are. :colbert:

I want this to happen.

Okay. First person to knight me wins. Go.

Unfair challenge - I can't knight people. D:

Well, it looks like we're winning then.
It's not unfair if you didn't take the initiative to reach a higher standing amongst the community of eoff so that you could obtain the ability to knight people.