EoFF RPG Party!

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Originally Posted by theundeadhero

HECTICS! If only there were some Russian Ruffians around...

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At first I thought this said "Russian Muffins" and I was amused, considering your avatar/sig.

Dibs on super secret Party Member/Summon!

THIS IS SO COOL. Hook me up BoB! Just put my face as the title screen hhahaha

jenovajunkie: a chubby moogle with glasses who after watching the party defeat the first boss decides to follow the party in hopes of one day seeing a jenova. Keeps track of the bestiary and lore.

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Originally Posted by Hypoallergenic Cactuar

jenovajunkie: a chubby moogle with glasses who after watching the party defeat the first boss decides to follow the party in hopes of one day seeing a jenova. Keeps track of the bestiary and lore.

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CHUBBY MOOGLE? WTF DUDE.... I aint chubby. How about a side story character like Vincent Valentine... who's a womanizer and to unlock him you have to solve a profit maximization problem for a JENOVA PRODUCING FIRM.. GOLDEN! Great huh, I know. Thank me later... hahaha

Sorry, but anyone with the name 'jenovajunkie' is only going to end up as an NPC who sits next to the lifestream talking about all the colours while injecting himself with jenova cells for a quick thrill. It may be possible this will over time transform you into a monster. :(

I can live with that, can I have a lot of hot junkie girlfriends around me? Hahaha

With enough jenova in your junkie, it doesn't matter how many girls are really around you, it just matters how many you can see, right?

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Originally Posted by Loony BoB

Following on my previous post, the summons!

Summonseest: repo-man spanner attack. Physical damage.
Miriel: Esuna and Regen on all allies. Miriel will not arrive if summoned when there are flying enemies.
Raistlin: Damage to all enemies, but also damages other members in party.
MILF: Transforms Pike into a robot for three turns, increasing physical damage dramatically but removing her ability to cast (ie, buff/debuff) or summon.
Shlup: Bitches out an enemy, causing it to get Stop status for a few turns.
Peegee: Confuses all enemies, and probably confuses the player, too, somehow.
Kalen: Extremely heavy damage to one enemy.
theundeadhero: Grants foa undead status (ie cannot be killed unless healed) for three turns, then reverts her to previous health and status.
Roogle: Dismisses weaker enemies with a formal statement.
Samuraid: Guaranteed steal from all enemies.
Baloki: Increases productivity (Haste on all allies).
Mirage: Makes all allies invisible and thus impervious to attack for three turns.
Melissaur: Stomps on all the enemies dealing physical damage (like any good dinosaur would).
Rantz: Bacon lands on field, healing all male allies significantly.
MB: Strawberries land on field, healing all female allies significantly.
Quin: Changes the HP/MP of an opponent with his own.
Iceglow: Puts all enemies to sleep.
Manus: Swansea play Liverpool in a cup match. If Liverpool win, Psy regains all health and Manus punches a single enemy. If it's a Swansea win, the enemy (and Psy) are silenced and Psy gets protect(ive).
G13: Guards Jiro for three physical attacks.
Freya: Steps in for Jiro. Casts three random black magic spells over the next three turns, with Jiro gaining rather than losing the MP that would have been used for those spells.
NCG: Flash attack. Blinds all the poor, unsuspecting enemies.
smitten: Heal/Protect on all allies.
DK: Damages all enemies. Damage increases should Psy be in your party.
Levian: Lev walks by and all the enemies are charmed.
Vivi22: Increases experience gained by party members for this battle.
Jessweeee♪: Adds healing to all buff spells.
Shiny: Adds haste to all buff spells.

And the random summons (naturally they don't appear in boss fights)...
HC: Hits an enemy for 1,000 health. Obviously.
blackmage_nuke: Only appears after one of your allies has been KO'd. nuke picks up the KO'd character's weapon and hits the toughest enemy with it, killing the enemy.
edc & Sephex: They unleash the fury with some heavy metal, and all characters get their limit break next turn.

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A list of Summons without a DRAGON!!! fo shame BoB

KaiserDragon is surely a boss fight. And who knows, maybe one of them is a dragon of some kind!

Dibs on the usless Ultros style enemy

Really? I pictured you as a "badass" swordsman who often seems to be on the brink of good and evil and eventually depending on the parties choices either joins the party as a samurai like character or joins the enemy and replaces the enemies right hand man. Either way he is the one who kills the enemies right hand man because that man torched his village killing his wife and two daughters.

...I suppose I could roll with that one too

Well, ever since I first read "I Don't Need A Name" back when the Pussycat Dolls were always on the radio and TV and whatever, I have always read the name similar to how they sing it. Naturally, whatever happens, if I was to make a game with you in it, you would on occasion burst into song.

I don't need a name to make me happy, I get off being free
I don't need a name to make me feel good, I get off doin' my thing
I don't need a label or signature, to make me feel complete
So let me break it down, I get off when you don't know I'm around
Oh!

Okay, now I'm crying :') Why do you even know the words to this!?