Water.

you get a call saying to show up for drug testing in the next so and so hours
'randomized' by the computer...
sure
all right
i believe you guys

Feels good to live somewhere where employers can't legally drug test their employees.

I've been pissing every 10 minutes. Tomorrow is when it all happens.

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Originally Posted by Sylvie

I've been pissing every 10 minutes. Tomorrow is when it all happens.

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Water isn't going to help much.
pass your drug test the safe way (facts, myths and passing them safely)

One cup of coffee then somewhere between 1L -1.5L of water every day. My recommended dose of water is 2.5L per day but my legs and lower back muscles being tense make having a lot anything in my kidneys painful and I have this annoyance:

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Originally Posted by Shlup

I pee more often.

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normally i'm a soda, coffee and juice girl, but for the last 4 months i've been drinking more water. especially since we're in a drought situation -_-

Good news. I passed the drug test. They didn't even need my piss. It was the most unprofessional and hasty mouth-swab test ever. She told me to put it on both sides of my cheek for about 2 minutes, each side. She came in and rushed me when I was only like 30 seconds into the second side so I just put it back in and she was like THANK U and then she was looking at the reading on the test, suspiciously looked behind her to see if anyone was watching her by the doorway, and then hit the green check mark on her computer application and told me I was good to go. I got up and said she was very generous. She said thank you.

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Originally Posted by Sylvie

Good news. I passed the drug test. They didn't even need my piss. It was the most unprofessional and hasty mouth-swab test ever. She told me to put it on both sides of my cheek for about 2 minutes, each side. She came in and rushed me when I was only like 30 seconds into the second side so I just put it back in and she was like THANK U and then she was looking at the reading on the test, suspiciously looked behind her to see if anyone was watching her by the doorway, and then hit the green check mark on her computer application and told me I was good to go. I got up and said she was very generous. She said thank you.

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You should have looked down at your crotch and said, "But I practiced so hard for this!"

Glad you passed, man.