And they are the only boobs in the game that jiggle. It's especially funny with haste.
Printable View
And they are the only boobs in the game that jiggle. It's especially funny with haste.
I am so trying this next time I sit down to play.Quote:
Originally Posted by Jessweeee♪
My Life as Tidus
Sixth Entry
So we arrived in Kilika. Road the wave in from one of Sin's attacks. The smurfing fatass whale decimated Kilika. Just like, body slammed it. The Aurochs and the Crusaders ran around to try and fix some trout but I doubt it's going to be Sin proof any time soon. That thing is an absolute monster of a monster. Saw Yuna do some weird dance. She might be Jesus, too. She was walking on water, just like that guy from that popular TV show Two Men and a Holy Ghost. It was weird and then all these fireflies started buzzing about and I think massive-tits girl Lulu tried to crack onto me. Can't be too sure.
So yeah now we're in Kilika and we're going to head up to the temple tomorrow. Should be absolutely thrilling. I hate these stupid ass temples. They're boring on the outside and retarded on the inside. Oh well. Oh and I think there's this gay merchant following me around. He seems fascinated with my clothes, but that might just be a euphemism in this crazy place. Can't say I blame him, who wouldn't want a piece of Tidus the all star player for the Zanarkand Abes? I'm practically sex on legs, you know. I wonder if I could convince Lulu and Yuna to have a threesome with me. Probably not with that furry blue dude that's stalking Yuna.
Ok, first screencap day. I'm still generally too lazy to take many, but I got some good ones this time.
Attachment 36909
Here Lulu facepalms when Tidus tries to talk to her. Somehow I doubt that's an uncommon reaction to Tidus.
Attachment 36911
See?
Attachment 36912
Oh I see, it's the old "pretend faint into a hot woman's massive breasts" move. We've all been there.
Attachment 36913
I won the first Blitzball game! On my first try, even, which shocked me. I didn't even get the Jecht Shot because I didn't save right before trying to learn it (I had forgotten that would result), and then was too lazy to restart when I failed. Stupid USB controller.
Attachment 36914
Then the monsters came, and we needed a badass to save us. So we got a badass. And when we needed some more help:
Attachment 36915
A face not even a mother could love. I assume he killed the monsters through sheer ugliness.
Attachment 36916
That is Tidus trying to fake smile. Who said Tidus wasn't retarded?
I tried to get a shot of the group staring at Tidus after that stupid laugh, but the scene changed right after Lulu had scrolled into the shot and I missed it. But you all know the one.
oh man I wish I emulated now to be able to screen shot with you guys!
Dak, please don't stop doing those journal entries. xD
My boobs resemble Lulu's.
My Life as Tidus
Seventh Entry
It just so happens that I'm on another smurfing boat. Who'd have thought it, right? I bet this one actually gets sunk by Sin. Yevon smurf (it's a new phrase I've picked up here). But it's not all bad. I became one of Yuna's guardians! I don't think that counts as being friendzoned. I might actually have a better chance at hooking up with her now, actually. Plus, she has another furry beast; this one is called Ifrit and not only is he hot but he's also quite horny. They're puns. Ha ha.
Met the Luca Goers at the temple too. They are faggots. I'm going to take my sword with me when we play them. I will slice and dice the trout out of any Goer that looks at me the wrong way. Only I'm allowed to say the Aurochs are worse blitzers than retarded children crippled by Sin and toked up on Kilika palms. They are, but I want to make sure we goddamn win this tournament so we can show the entire world that Tidus is the very best blitzer ever. Oh yeah, that reminds me: I had some weird hallucination and learnt how to do my old man's special move. Don't know what the smurf actually happened but praise be to Yevon I guess?
Think I'm getting used to this fighting business too. Handling a sword is strange. Wakka told me handling a sword was like handling a penis - be firm but precise - but I think he was smurfing with me. I made a joke about him fondling balls. If I don't wake up in the morning, it's because he's pissed at me. Anyway we left Kilika and it's not as much a complete trout hole as when we arrived, but I'm looking forward to getting somewhere with showers. I accidentally shat myself the first time Sin attacked and I haven't had a chance to wash yet.
I always thought that was the real reason he joined them. Because he wanted to show off that he was the best blitzer ever. Speaking of, did he never have a connection to his zanarkand abes teammates? He NEVER mentions anyone. You'd think since that was his life that'd he'd mention someone or some game or something. He mentions Zanarkand but no one in it or from it or anything that happened then either. Maybe it's cause he doesn't remember them. o.o Maybe that's a sign of him fading o.o
I thought he joined the guardians not in Kilika but in Luca, as he wants to follow Auron since he is the only person who is able to explain to him what the hell is going on. Just before the laughing scene, Auron tosses him forward and tells the group that he'll come as well.
Also, that's an interesting point there, Freya. Maybe he liked being celebrated as a celebrity more than having friends because... whatever. Well, he still had Auron, his mentor.
Yuna refers to him as a guardian as soon as Kilika, but I suppose that may not have been "official."
He also wants in Yuna's pants.Quote:
Originally Posted by Freya
EDIT: Oh also, I've been meaning to ask: I'm playing this game with a USB controller that does not have analog sticks (and thus also no L3 or R3 buttons). I don't remember every aspect of the game or when that might be necessary (rather than just convenient). Is this going to screw me over in ways more significant than making Lulu's Overdrive useless?
I'm not going to be bound by the truth; Tidus is an unreliable narrator and that's that :colbert:
I haven't come across any instances aside from her overdrive where analog sticks were necessary. I'm only at the point just before all of the Crusaders attack Sin and get slaughtered though. I don't think there would be any new game mechanics after that point in the game that use them though. Certainly none I can remember off the top of my head.Quote:
Originally Posted by Raistlin
Hey i'm there too! Seymour seemed like a semi decent guy getting me past the guards so i could go to Djose! What a nice guy. He could never be a bad guy. NOPE NEVER.
My Life as Tidus
Eight Entry
So much tit has happened in the past couple days, you wouldn't even believe me. So we cruised into Luca right. Big place. Loads of people around. Nobody I recognised though - well, that's not true, but I'll get to that. Anyway, they were showing off all the blitz teams. Didn't recognise any of them though. Maybe I did fall through time? Weird. I hated that those jackass Goers got so much attention when they were on the same damn boat as us. So I did something about it. Caused a bit of a stir. But then everyone got distracted by some old dude called Grand Maester Mika. I was staring at his buddy though, Maester Seymour or whatever. His hair is smurfed up, I need to find his stylist and see if I can get a cool do. Anyway they're like some priests or something, I don't know. Religion in this place is weird.
So anyway, someone said they saw Auron in a cafe so I blew off Wakka and the Aurochs. Winning the cup and showing up those titty Goers is great, but finally something familiar! Yuna thought he might be able to help me find my old man too, not that I really want to. But apparently Auron and Jecht go way back, helping out Yuna's dad with defeating Sin. Great job they did of it too, it's still smurfing around blowing tit up! Anyway along the way I tried to teach Yuna how to whistle and smurf she's useless.
Blue dude Kimahri's friends showed up and they got in a bit of a scrap but then someone shouted at us and I realised the first smurfing game had started. As I was about to bugger off I noticed Yuna was AWOL. Great guardian I am, guess I'm not getting sex any time soon. We found Lulu and I almost forget about Yuna for a second staring into her erm eyes but then she said the Psyches had kidnapped Yuna! Bastards wanted the Aurochs to throw the game! I figured we'd already lost it without me in there so I wanted to just take it easy but we ended up finding her on some ship and beating up crazy weird machines and tit. Good times all around if you ask me. Oh yeah, turns out Yuna is half Al Bhed and Wakka's a fullblown racist. Gotta keep those to myself.
So yeah minutes after the Aurochs one their first match we were back in the Sphere for the championship match. I don't know what kind of smurfed up tournament system they got here in this place but Wakka was still completely knackered so he sat it out. I scored using my old man's spastic technique but the fans weren't impressed. They started chanting for Wakka. I don't know why. I just left and told him to get his crippled ass in there. We won the game still, only just, but fanfare was short because some monsters showed the smurf up. Auron turned up too, and then that Seymour dude summoned some weird bondage aeon and I was a little turned on. We took care of that, Wakka told the Aurochs not to drop the shiny smurfing trophy on the way back to Besaid, Auron joined up with us and now we're heading to a place called Mi'ihen. Oh yeah, and apparently Sin is Jecht. What the smurf. I don't know why man but all this tit just makes me want to laugh.
It'd turned him on xD Tidus sounds like a teenager xD