The Lying Thread

Farts aren't funny.

Sharts aren't funny.

I feel like I'm getting too old for this shieeeeeeeeeeeeet

I once gave a Ronald McDonald to Santana.

I once gave a Carlos Mencia to Carlos Mencia.

:kaoclove:I love all you guys!!! :kaoclove:

I "love" you too

I have the following sentences sewn in white thread upon the back of a black pair of jeans: "If you are trying to read this, you either have poor eyesight or nothing better to do. In either case, you assuredly have my pity. Yet I must beseech you to confront me about this print or to simply walk away now before you finish reading as I would prefer it if you did not stand idly while you continue to stare at my ass."