Nobody Wants You When You're Old and Grey

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Originally Posted by Tifa's Boobs

old age brings erectile dysfunction

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Totally. How are you supposed to get it up when you're surrounded by old people?

I'm 30 and still get ID checked for alcohol (the min age in the UK is 18)

So uhm, I'll start worrying when they stop doing that!

I'd be a lot more worried about my complete ineptitude when it comes to the "love" stuff. The only people who want me are online, and the only type of relationship I don't want is online, heh.

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Originally Posted by Flambard D'Quinceteth

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Originally Posted by Tifa's Boobs

old age brings erectile dysfunction

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Totally. How are you supposed to get it up when you're surrounded by old people?

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You got something against old people? :mymelbert:

At least I look young! :mymelbert:

Not all of you looks young. :colbert:

I think if all the stories we were told about growing old and retiring were true (which it isnt any more in this economy) I wouldnt be as terrified of aging as I am. As it stands i'll gradually get weaker as the younger generation get smarter and soon they'll realise how useless I am and put me in an old folks home. and by old folks home i mean the meat grinder because I assume in 30 years time we'll have to start eating each other, and the older non-workers straining the system will be the first to go!

As for the passing of time on my appearance Im not really worried

I fear the day coming when I'll be lying there dying and looking back on my life like: I haven't done anything. I'm doing an online college but I'm quickly losing interest and when my interest fades, my grades die. I feel quite unaccomplished.

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Originally Posted by blackmage_nuke

I think if all the stories we were told about growing old and retiring were true (which it isnt any more in this economy) I wouldnt be as terrified of aging as I am. As it stands i'll gradually get weaker as the younger generation get smarter and soon they'll realise how useless I am and put me in an old folks home. and by old folks home i mean the meat grinder because I assume in 30 years time we'll have to start eating each other, and the older non-workers straining the system will be the first to go!

As for the passing of time on my appearance Im not really worried

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Soylent Green is people, I guess.

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Originally Posted by Christmas

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Originally Posted by Flambard D'Quinceteth

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Originally Posted by Tifa's Boobs

old age brings erectile dysfunction

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Totally. How are you supposed to get it up when you're surrounded by old people?

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You got something against old people? :mymelbert:

At least I look young! :mymelbert:

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qlpVdCzpvl4

Ugh, I KNOW RIGHT!?!? Last year I was 14 and then I turned 15 and I was like OMGWTFBBQS???? I'M OLD NOW T________________T